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Welp… We Mother Fucking Told Ya… PART INFINITY


Hat tip to Bill Quick over at Daily Pundit for the tip-off: House Approves Clean DHS Funding Bill The little RePubican water-carriers… betrayed again. Oh, our stars and garters, we are so shocked. First off – to all of those “practical grown-ups” who finger-waved while we stayed home in 2008, 2010, 2012 and 2014 – [...]

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So What’s the Deal with Zombies Anyways?


One of our constant readers, who was persistent enough to actually get through our static wall, (despite our taking great pains to be… less than…. “reachable”), had the following question: “Given the rise in Zombie shows and games in the recent past, do you think Zombies could be a metaphor for something in our culture? [...]

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Observing Disinterestedly from the Bleachers as the Wall Tumbles


As we sit here, divvying up our freshly acquired aumunition dump, (fuck you very much BATF Jackboots), we can’t help but find ourselves bored shitless by constant droning of the various suicidal cheerleaders pimping The Evil and Stupid parties: “The Iraq and Afghanistan disaster is all Bush\Cheney’s fault!” “Nu-uh… it’s Obama’s incompetence that made it [...]

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The Gentry Caste and Their Human Trash Nominees


Ahhh… another grind up to yet another pointless American election. Those farcical stage productions held every four or so years to convince the mewling masses that we actually have a representative government. Oh how soothing the illusions and delusions must be for those who sup on blue pills. (May they suffocate in their cranial sandpit). [...]

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Merry Christmas – Don’t Eat the Brown Snow.


An acquaintance of ours, a good, if simple lass, with a very clear-cut worldview, asked us how the black community could protest, riot, and rally around career criminals killed by police. She seemed truly mystified, and demanded an explanation. Naturally, she’s the sort that exists entirely within a small echo-chamber – Fox News is the [...]

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Update: 12/14/14 – Welp, We Told Ya.


Don’t say we didn’t warn you. So now then… “Conan! What is best in life?” Well… other than seeing your enemies being driven before you and hearing the lamentations of their women? Oh yeah. Being Dead. Fucking. Right. Again. We have all night… go on… shamble off for a few moments constant readers… pick out [...]

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Enter the Thankless-Thanksgiving


On this Thankless-Thanksgiving, it’s nice to know that others out there share our general sentiment… Bill Quick, over at Daily Pundit, tosses a cold bucket of water on the carolers, and quite frankly, we can’t see any faults in his logic: “We have a government of fools and tools, elected and selected by fools and [...]

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Explain Ferguson? Sure.


We’ll keep it pithy – (by our standards anyways): Ferguson is what happens when your civic “leaders” destroy their mandate and consent to operate. The Police as a whole have worked very hard to emulate the gestapo over the last three decades. These days, they have more in common with the Stasi than “peacekeepers” inhabiting [...]

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Adressing the “Other Presidents Did it Too” Fallacy.


“Other Presidents Granted Illegal Aliens Amnesty Too!!!” To our great amusement, we’ve been watching the media jack-boot-lickers prepping this line of attack for several weeks. Discouraging? Naw. Predictable? Certainly – given that most media and journalist types are, for all intents and purposes, leftist campaign hacks with by-lines. We would like to remind our constant [...]

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Update 11-18-14: Jonathan Gruber Thinks We’re EPICALLY Stupid…


…isn’t that just precious? Nothing makes us smile after a hard day of work like hearing some Needle-Dick-Prog-Nazi-Street-Light-Ornament wallowing in his own imagined superiority. Anecdotally, our first reaction upon hearing this was to sharpen the old Buck #103 until its edge could brush the hair off a baby’s head. Funny how that works. On an [...]

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