Update: 12/14/14 – Welp, We Told Ya.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

So now then…

“Conan! What is best in life?”

Well… other than seeing your enemies being driven before you and hearing the lamentations of their women?

Oh yeah. Being Dead. Fucking. Right. Again.

We have all night… go on… shamble off for a few moments constant readers… pick out your favored echo-chamber… ruminate away.

No hurry. Take yer time – we’ll wait…

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House approves $1.1T bill financing government
Associated Press

WASHINGTON (AP) — Republicans have muscled a $1.1 trillion bill financing government agencies through the House after President Barack Obama phoned Democratic lawmakers and urged them to back the measure. The House approved the measure late Thursday by 219-206. The compromise bill keeps agencies funded through next September.
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Republican Budget Deal Spits in the Face of Voter Anger
Red State

The House “compromise” budget in which the Republicans give Democrats everything they want in exchange for reforms that favor Wall Street (which is still virtually the least popular institution in America, not to mention the fact that the majority of Wall Street has been bankrolling the Democrats for the last decade) is a deliberate slap in the face of the sentiment that brought them to power. Literally no one who voted for Republicans did so in order for them to vote to fund the government all the way through virtually half of their term in power just so Dodd-Frank could be tweaked, and Obama’s executive amnesty could go forward.
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Representative Jim Moran (D., Va.): GOP Gave Us ‘Virtually Everything’ We Wanted
National Review

“In 20 years of being on the appropriations [committee], I haven’t seen a better compromise in terms of Democratic priorities. Implementing the Affordable Care Act, there’s a lot more money for early childhood development — the only priority that got cut was the EPA but we gave them more money than the administration asked for,” Moran told reporters Thursday evening after exiting a Democratic caucus meeting in which White House chief of staff Denis McDonough tried to convince members to back the bill.
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The Nature of the Scorpion
Daily Pundit

The Republicans lie and back stab their voters when they win – 2000, 2004, 2010, 2014, and they do it when they lose – 2006, 2008, 2012. They just do it. Like the scorpion, it is their nature. How much longer will it take their robotic voting base to figure that out?
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Dems bail out Boehner, help pass cromnibus, 219-206
Hot Air

Update: Obama just sent his chief of staff Denis McDonough to meet with the House Democratic caucus. The White House has gone from reluctant acceptance to cheerleader very, very quickly.
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DC RAMS THROUGH WALL ST. GIVEAWAY
Huffington Post

WASHINGTON — At least Democrats will have eggnog to wash down the poison pills they swallowed on Thursday as the House narrowly passed a government funding bill that will let Congress go home early for Christmas.
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In a surprise, House passes spending bill
The Daily KOS

The bill narrowly passed a procedural vote just after noon Thursday, but after going through debate as if a vote was planned, Speaker John Boehner postponed the vote. As the House recessed to regroup, and for hours after, the bill’s fate was very much in doubt, with some reports saying Republicans were 80 votes short of passage, and a whipping war breaking out between progressive Democrats opposed to the bill (as long as it included provisions undermining bank regulations) and those who thought it was the best deal Democrats could get. Ultimately, though, with the president making calls and House Minority Whip Steny Hoyer speaking in its favor, enough Democrats were swayed in its favor to counterbalance the extremist Republicans opposing it from the right.
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With Obama’s Help, House Passes Boehner’s Amnesty-Funding Cromnibus Bill
Brietbart

President Barack Obama bailed out House Speaker John Boehner on Thursday night. After the House embarrassed Boehner by almost killing his 1,774-page $1.1 trillion cromnibus bill on a purely procedural vote earlier in the day, House Democrats pitched in to provide the votes to pass it.

“My job tonight is to say thank you and Merry Christmas,” Boehner said in a rare floor appearance after the measure barely passed the House 219-206 after a day of pure chaos in Congress.
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Told.
You.
FUCKING.
So.

Oh yes constant readers, please DO take a seat. Now comes there part where we stick our schaden-boner in your ear, and fuck some common sense into your skull. So shut up and learn something – pretend for just a few seconds that you are ACTUALLY better than the Goddamned Prog-nazi drones. Roleplay with us for a bit…

We said this would happen before the mid-term election. We mentioned it would happen DURING the mid-term election. We told you it would happen immediately afterwards. We screamed it while all the silly little sheeple were “being pragmatic,” “picking the lesser evil,” “acting like grown-ups” and dragging the RePubicans, who HATE them, across the finish line – despite their malice and incompetence.

Let’s be clear – the Republican party spent all their resources shitting on their voters – not battling their supposed opposition. Each ounce of expended energy during this election was used to hurl every imaginable slur at believers – with a fury reserved ONLY for the people the Neo-Con statists hold in UTTER contempt. No – not the DemonRats fools. Their conservative base. You know… the “Racist-gun-toting-neanderthals” gentry-caste Republicans have to choke back vomit to stand downwind from?

Having witnessed the unbridled train of libel repeatedly during the primary, and bearing witness to direct threats from the likes of “Mitch-the-Axe” – is anyone with a functioning brain-stem ACTUALLY STARTLED by this Shakespearean betrayal? Really? If so, open your damned eyes – which we’ll admit, is a hell of a lot easier when one yanks their head free of their rectum.

It’s all played out exactly as folks like Bill Quick, Mike Hendrix, Misha, and others, (like US), told you it would. You suicidal, well-intentioned-idiots drug the Republicans into power – and before the traitors can even show up for work, they deliberately make it utterly impossible to do any of the pretty little lies they whispered in your ears. Descriptions less powerful than “treason” and “sabotage” are farcical.

You chumps were used the same way Jugg-Ears played the Prog-tards in 2008 and 2012. You fucked up – you believed a single word a politician told you – or worse, you choked down a shit-sandwhich thinking yourself somehow “rational and mature.” No apologies here – we find your outrage and confusion delicious, because you brought it on yourselves.

The entire time you “party-faithful” were slaving away at polling booths, manning phone banks, passing out fliers, (full of deliberate lies), and squandering your hard won cash, these carpetbaggers smiled, rolled their eyes at your naivete, and envisioned the word “RUBE” stenciled on your forehead. Do you know what? They’re right.

Betrayal and lies from left to right and top to bottom. But go on…. please tell us again how you’re “acting like pragmatic adults.” We’re listening….

Told_you_so

The punchline? Now that Republicans have allowed the Chamber of Commerce’s Wetback Tsunami to flood the FUSA, (and paid the bill for Obamacare yet again!), they are going to spend the next two years campaigning against them! (As highlighted Repeated by Bill Quick and others).

Why would these charlatans engage in such a blatant act of unabashed, sham-tastic hypocrisy?

Because constant readers… they think know you’re stupid enough to keep voting for them regardless of how much they ruckus you, piss on your beliefs, steal your liberty and destroy your wealth. Like good little battered housewives, you’ll suck down the tears, hold some ice on your black-eye, and rock yourself to sleep at night…

“He really loves me… really… he does… he really loves me…”

Fucking pathetic.

Votes absolutely won’t repair this lost nation. Supposedly, neither would – hypothetically – shooting the nearest Non-Representing Representative in the face… but then again, folks would have to start somewhere…

Update I – The Big Dogs Bark:

Mike Hendrix, The Dread Emperor Misha, and others finally have their say:

- SAVED! by the GOP
- Party of Submission Submits Again
- Sorry, That’s Just Too Much to Expect
- Boehner screws America again
- Here Comes The Ramming
- Cromnibus Designed to ‘Eliminate the Tea Party’
- Hey, Republicans: Don’t Hand Emperor Obama Your Purse!
- The $303 Trillion In Derivatives That US Taxpayers Are Now On The Hook For
- ‘No One Ever Really Leaves Boehnerland’: GOP Leader a Legend in His Own Mind

Well suckers? Still going to be the gentry-RePubican’s bitches? Because anyone casting a ballot for the “Grand Old Party” at this point is just that. A chump-assed-bitch. The moonbats are at least upfront about being tyrannical nimrods. They come right out and TELL YOU they intended to steal every scrap of your liberty. The Neo-Cons don’t make their intent known until you turn around and notice the bayonet in your spine.

The Fourth-Box calls.

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Seen This Movie Before. Sucked the First Time.

Ahhh right on cue…

Bill Quick over at Daily Pundit lays out the backstab:

“Not if the GOP won’t abide by its oath to protect and defend it. And why would they? This way they get the scamnest the Gentry desperately wants, with the added bonus that they get to blame Obama for it – and then run against him for the next two years while pushing lies about repealing it.”
- Bill Quick

Click HERE to read the entire article.

We do hope those of you who so… dutifully carried the Republican’s water enjoy getting shived. Do spare those of us who understand how futile America elections are the gaping maw and pie-plate eyes… we’ve seen this shitty movie before. Hated it the first time. Told you how it ended. You didn’t listen. Sympathy? Non-fucking-existent.

The beauty of this total conniving betrayal, is that even though it’s happening live and in open public, “the folks” will still continue to pull the lever for these clowns – these “merry pranksters” who promise one thing, and cheerily deliver the polar-opposite. Need we remind everyone that the Neo-Confederates ran against the ACA in 2010… and despite all their fury and bluster – and the power to nullify the law en-totalthey refused to lift a finger to strangle that abomination in it’s crib. These “jovial-joksters” then campaigned against Illegal Aliens in 2014 – with all the fervor of a Baptist minister delivering the word of God to “African heathens…” the whole while fully intending – from day one, second zero – to deliberately tie their own hands and blame the Prog-Nazis and President Drone-kill for what the RePubican’s Corperatist owners desperately wanted:

Cheap labor. When the Chamber of Commerce says “Bark,” Cry-baby Boehnor goes “Woof!”

Not just fruit pickers and burger flippers mind you. Oh no. H1B visas galore! White collar Professionals from other nations to sate Silicone Vally. Engineers. Programmers. Designers. Doctors. Skilled and intelligent people, who are just as smart, just as capable, and just as willing to work hard as Americans are – for about half the cash.

Now… don’t relish your Schaden-boners too much Libtards. Your own fuckers sold YOU up the shit-river on every single thing they promised in ’08 and 2012. The Commies transformed “FREE Healthcare for all” into “Gigantic-Public-Money-Pig-Fest” for the insurance industry and Pfizer! Hooray for your titanic social victory proles! Savor the fact that men now pay for pelvic exams, and women have to lay out cash for testicular cancer screenings! (That sure worked out well for the health-care industry! Funny how all you serfs now have to fund sh*t you can’t even use… at gun-point… that must be what Heinlein called “*Bad Luck!”). We won’t even get started on the precedent for executing US citizens without a trial, El-FBI acting the role of Copyright attack dog, unrelenting spying by any and all FedGovCo acronyms, the glorified blue gloved mall-cops molesting your five year old daughters, the militarizing of every fucking federal agency ever, and don’t forget to mention the feds coating Barney Fife from crotch-to-gizzard in enough surplus battle-rattle to occupy Somalia.

Who are the saps again? All of yah.

Keep being “pragmatic.” That buys you Wiemar Germany. (And everything that follows after). Republicans… Democrats… just illusions for the rubes, to dice the revulsion over our governance into chunks Leviathan won’t choke on.

Think that’s not so?

Ok then sports fans… answer this:

“Why is it that President Peace-Prize was stoking the race-baiting Ferguson-furnace full tilt, (and let’s be fair… the Cop-Loving RePubicans on the right were feeding the “opposition”), with all the willingly polarized left/right media-apparatchiks in tow… until a city was burned down in an orgy of rage and banditry…

…but now, when we have video of the “virtuous” NYPD choking a man… TO DEATH – over F*CKING LOOSE SMOKES – something that a near plurality of people regard as inexcusable – and suddenly… not a even meep to be heard from the flock of freaking agitators as the pigs responsible prance away scot-free?

Funny how that works, ain’t it?

We’ll offer a hypothesis on what truly terrifies the puppeteers:

Stromboli’s nightmare is one of “The Peasantry”(TM) coalescing together long enough to compare notes – they might just realize whose playing them for morons… which would undoubtedly be double-plus-ungood for the life-expectancy of the gentry class. Both metaphorically and existentially.

So then… back to the games… all the little players get to pretend their sports team is the great white knight, crusading for virtue, liberty and justice… and all that other associated bullshit. But after the show-vote, their chosen champions inevitably sell their fans out whole-cloth – to the power players which our oligarchy truly services. You know… the people who ACTUALLY matter – who don’t have to trouble themselves with peon-justice or laws. The VIPs – who buy their representation billions of dollars at a time. They don’t give two-shits what mascot their bought-and-paid-for government minions paint on their helmets, so long as they deliver.

The lamentably hilarious thing is… even people who just read this entire screed… will still march on, like automatons, casting ballots for the left or right head of the mutant snake, thinking themselves “doing their civic duty,” “battling for goodness!” or “picking the lesser of evils.” Meanwhile, back in the desert of the real, they are volunteering to peacefully surrender their wealth and liberty to the creature who’s eating the Bill of rights from the left and right simultaneously.

It’d be endearing, (in a naive-retard-discovering-he-has-opposable-digits-kind-of-way), if it wasn’t such a pathetic waist of what was once a reasonably free nation. That and sinking the rest of us into the abyss alongside these suicidal nimrods.

However, in the interest of fairness… vapid-pragmatism and cheerily participating in a society’s desolation is not something we modern fools have a monopoly on…

“As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool’s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;”
- Rudyard Kipling, 1919

We’ve been the main attraction of a managed stage show for a very long Goddamned time.

*Stolen shamelessly from the good Dr. Reynolds.

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New Torchlight II Item Database

Sadly, the Torchlight and Torchlight II Armories have closed their doors. However, all is not lost – Kva3imoda over at torchlight-tidbi.org has created an online and downloadable equipment database.

Click HERE for more information.

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Enter the Thankless-Thanksgiving

On this Thankless-Thanksgiving, it’s nice to know that others out there share our general sentiment…

Bill Quick, over at Daily Pundit, tosses a cold bucket of water on the carolers, and quite frankly, we can’t see any faults in his logic:

“We have a government of fools and tools, elected and selected by fools and tools, and that situation has reached the point where we now give ultimate power to people who openly hate our country and seek to destroy what little remains of it. And because of my age, I am able to remember a country that, while it had problems, was in every way imaginable far better than the degraded, degenerate wreck I see all around me. Which rememberance makes today all the more painful, and again, doesn’t leave me with much to feel thankful about.”
- Bill Quick

Read his entire article HERE.

As the family sits together this afternoon, bullshitting in front of the fireplace, listening to the grandcritters thump around and hearing the womenfolk clatter about the kitchen… we can’t help but ruminate on the world we’ve left behind for those rug-rats.

Bill is right to be depressed. Our spoiled, arrogant generation fucked not just America, but the whole damn world. Our grand kids will never even be able to comprehend the sort of freedoms we enjoyed growing up. Even their parents, our children, who we RAISED, can’t fathom the concept of a five year old boy trotting around in southwestern Montana all alone, with only his dog, a hatchet, and his bolt action .22 rifle.

We’d by lying if we said we don’t get a bit misty-eyed when pondering the wreckage we’ve left those little kids. Our generation’s actions – and shameful lack of actions – allowed this. It will only get worse, and soon, we’ll all be gone – and there will be no-one left who knew what it was like to be… free. We were selfish when we should have been sacrificing our fortunes and blood.

We’ll enjoy the turkey and the family. But, there is an unavoidable sense of guilt hanging over the festivities – like a cloying fog.

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Explain Ferguson? Sure.

We’ll keep it pithy – (by our standards anyways):

Ferguson is what happens when your civic “leaders” destroy their mandate and consent to operate.

The Police as a whole have worked very hard to emulate the gestapo over the last three decades. These days, they have more in common with the Stasi than “peacekeepers” inhabiting Norman Rockwell paintings. The cops squandered their capital in the tossing of flash-bangs into occupied baby cribs, prosecuting a meaningless “war on drugs,” kicking in the wrong doors at three A.M., harassing gun owners and the indiscriminate shooting of every family Pomeranian that sniffs curiously in their general direction. These mall-ninjas have clad themselves in the weapons and armor of soldiers, acquired tanks and war vehicles of military utility, and time and time again, they are protected from any misdeeds by the lies of their brethren or the willing malfeasance of the courts.

This despotic behavior has eroded their legitimacy. The Police no longer have the support of the community – they have behaved like simple thugs too brazenly and too publicly for far too long – and done so in a near total void of accountability.

Pigs provided the fuel – stacked it high. The anger and resentment piled up like dried brush – and now it will be slaked with violence, destruction and flames. As always, base hooligans, provocateurs, looters and worse will be attracted to the orgy. But they are a simple parasites – flies and grubs drawn to the rotting carcase, and taking advantage of the situation like all good carrion feeders do.

Ferguson’s riots are not an indictment of the shooting of a Brigand - a thug who was probably destined for prison – or even the pig who decided the he was “Billy-Badass” and summarily executed his attacker. A “grand-jury decision” didn’t trash twenty-plus buildings. The burning city was a powder keg forged methodically over decades of abuse at the hands of it’s “Law Enforcement,” governance and Judicial System. It reached a point where any spark – even a wholly unjustified one – was going to set the fucker off.

A torched city only looks like disproportionate retribution if you fail to understand the long train of abuses and usurpations which proceeded the flames.

But watch the Political maggots dance – the corpse is still twitching – and already, the slimeballs in power are trying to divide and conquer. The Neo-Cons want you to break out the magnetic ribbons, and cheer on “The Brave Little Piggies(TM) fighting to keep you safe from the looters!” The Marxists want you screaming your hipster-douche-hat off in self-righteous rage over “The Death of an Unarmed Gentle Giant,” (repeated with every bile-dripping ounce of sarcasm such vapidity deserves). Bullshit artists abound. After all… if they don’t keep the serfs at one anther’s throats… why… they might start to question the source rather than the symptoms of the issue.

Questions like:
- “Who enabled the amok courts and their stormtroopers?”
- “Why is so much shit even illegal in the first place?”
- “Where did the LEOs get all their wonderful toys?”
- “Why is the Grand Jury Process a D.A. run sham?”
- “Who’s training the Police to role-play soldiers – and why?”
- “Who is enabling/encouraging generational poverty and thug culture?”
- “What is their motivation for doing so?”

Nope… can’t have the rubes comparing notes and getting ideas about the possible proper application of stout rope and overpass signage…

Now… as for target selection… these stupid bastards would have to try to do worse. Ruinous idiocy, writ large. (Products of the American “Education” System?) One doesn’t ruckus their own community – a smart insurgent torches the infrastructure that is being used to oppress him and support his oppressors. The court house… the police station… the banks. Does any serious person believe the pigs will “experience a teachable moment” while the local Chinese Restaurant burns to charred splinters?

Of course not.

Now… if the rioters where to flambe THE COPPER’S HOMES – while their wives and children run screaming into the night – well… one might be awestruck by how productive a little “personal accountability” could be when utilized as a learning aid.

It seems equitable enough on paper: Don’t act like tyrannical Nazis, and nobody molotovs your four bedroom ranch.

PS: (Don’t think some serious cats ain’t watching all this and taking notes – plenty of missteps to rectify going forward – and lots of useful things to see and remember).

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Adressing the “Other Presidents Did it Too” Fallacy.

“Other Presidents Granted Illegal Aliens Amnesty Too!!!”

To our great amusement, we’ve been watching the media jack-boot-lickers prepping this line of attack for several weeks. Discouraging? Naw. Predictable? Certainly – given that most media and journalist types are, for all intents and purposes, leftist campaign hacks with by-lines.

We would like to remind our constant readers that Equivocation is a fallacy, and “fallacy” is the stock in trade of politicians – and their loyal lap-dogs.

The first thing we’ll pounce on is a laughable attempt by Stretch Pelosi to infer that an executive amnesty is somehow “Just like the Emancipation Proclamation.”

This is of course is as factually incorrect as it is blisteringly stupid. The Emancipation Proclamation ONLY and EXCLUSIVELY applied to the slave states in open rebellion with the Union. They were a battle-zone, thus, the handling of these regions fell within the established powers of the executive run military as it prosecuted a war. Lincoln’s executive order did NOT grant freedom to enslaved blacks in conquered confederate states – or even slave states which did not take up arms. For those blacks, they remained officially designated as “property” until the 13th amendment was ratified, abolishing slavery.

Sorry Nancy, you botoxed pugtastic fuckwit. Apparently, we Americans don’t expect our congress critters to know anything about the constitution they allegedly swear to uphold. Or to possess a tenth-grade understanding of history. Additionally, we’ve also – sadly – forgotten how to mix up a good batch of pine tar.

Now then, on to that “list” which been doing the rounds on PMSNBC, The New York Slimes, Huff’nPuff and the KOS for about 3 weeks… you know… that one which allegedly displays all the Republican presidents who’ve “enacted executive amnesty?” (History Note: This spreadsheet originally came from the American Immigration Council, and has been torn apart, picked at and bastardized nearly to the point of illegibility by every waistoid to the left of Engels in the last month.)

So let’s go over this little “table” shall we? We have a smattering of deferments, some executive actions that were enforcing duly passed legislation or S.C. judgements, and some AG’s, (at the behest of their President), who clearly tortured the National Origins Formula and Immigration and Nationality Act to the breaking point – i.e. they refused to enforce the law as written. Those are the “grey areas” where any justification for Jugg-Ear’s action is being derived. The LION’S SHARE of that massive list? Why, it’s populated by political refugees – aka Asylum Seekers.

Now, to make this “Amnesty” even approach the legal sniff test, Oboloa would need to take the “refugee” rout. Otherwise… the order is a clearly lawless act by a tyrant – at the behest of special interests in both wings of our sham-tastic two party system. Do NOT forget that the RePubicans are complacent in this.

The fact that other criminals – who proceeded you – behaved in a lawless fashion does not provide justification for your behavior. That’s the way we here at Deth H.Q. were brought up at any rate. In Mordor on the Potomac, they call that “precedent.”

So then… back to this magical list… we weren’t aware the current crop of La Raza agitators and looters were refugees seeking Asylum. Imagine our shock when confronted by a huge data-set, pretending to be a justification for amnesty, filled to the brim with folks fleeing certain death at the hands of their government. Or not. Shocked that is. Because leftists hacks and their shit-swilling followers fucking lie and distort as easily as most people breath. To a pinko, informal fallacy is an automated bodily function – like how your intestines process shit and spew it out your asshole.

Now, we’ve had a discussion with “legal,” and Uncle-Hemp reminded us that there are statutes regarding executive privileged when dealing with Asylum seekers. In particular, rules on what defines a “refugee,” and how many you can drag in each year. (This total is decided by Congress – and as-sure-as-shit is somewhere well south of five goddamned MILLION beaners).

Actual Legal Text Defining a refugee in the United States:
“A [refugee] is a person who is outside his or her country of nationality (or place of habitual residence if stateless) who, owing to a fear of persecution on account of a protected ground, is unable or unwilling to avail himself of the protection of the state. Protected grounds include race, nationality, religion, political opinion and membership of a particular social group. The signatories to these agreements are further obliged not to return or “refoul” refugees to the place where they would face persecution.”

So then… are the Illegal Aliens coming here refugees seeking asylum? Is that what President Peace-Prize is granting? Political Asylum? News to US if such is the case. So we can rule out “Asylum Seeking,” and then safely disregard two-thirds of that gawd-awful table. But don’t take our word on it… let the red-breasted-skunk-fuckers infesting the White House speak for themselves:

(Courtesy of the “National Immigrant Youth Alliance” – A Pro-Immigration Group):

“Eligible immigrants will have the opportunity to request temporary relief from deportation and work authorization if they come forward and pass criminal and national security background checks, pay their taxes, pay a fee, and show that they are” either a “parent of US citizens or lawful permanent residents on the date of the announcement, are not enforcement priorities and have been in the US since January 1, 2010” or an “individual who arrived in the US before turning 16 years old and before January 1, 2010, regardless of how old they are today.”
- White House Statement

Full Document Text HERE.

So then… after again consulting “Legal” – because this mealy-mouthed politico-crypt-o-speak makes as much sense as a drunk Chinaman trying to order off a taco Bell menu in Mandarin – this unilateral decree fast-tracks and facilitates the granting of Green Card requests – AKA Conditional Permanent Residence.

Conditional Permanent Residence Gives the following:
- Welfare Access.
- ACA Coverage.
- Medicare.
- Social Security.
- Federally Subsidized Housing.
- Federally Subsidized Meal Programs.
- Fast-tracks Official Naturalization, aka Citizenship, aka the right to vote.

Read more information on immigration status HERE.

Nope. Barky’s offering sure ain’t Asylum – and not even that poofing-shit-heap-eunic John Roberts could call these wetbacks “refugees…” not on his most nutless day.

So what we’ve got here kids, is a pure-on imperial edict. Executive overreach, unique in both it’s scope and brazenness – there is ZERO supporting congressional legislation or a Supreme Court verdict being used to validate the action – even superficially. King Barry Dog-eater is truly and epically “off in the weeds.”

The closest detail we could find in that muddled spreadsheet to “a unilateral executive declaration of Amnesty” was in 1987. Attorney General Edwin Meese, (at the behest of Ronald Reagan), temporarily lowered the standards for qualifying as a refugee, so as to allow thousands of Nicaraguans into the U.S. as Asylum Seekers. The authority to do this was derived from a tortured interpretation of INS v. Cardoza-Fonseca, 480 U.S. 421.

Legal Says:

“The quotas for that year were most likely unilaterally ignored. Probably an outright violation of the Equal Protections Clause, and anyone with standing could have probably thrown a wrench in the process – if there was incentive to do so. (Read: Monied Interests being advanced by the case).”
- HempRopeAndStreetlight

Other instances floating around in that list, like King Bush the Senile’s “Family Fairness Program”, Prince Bush the Drunk’s “Child Citizenship Act,” and ol Rotten Ronnie’s 1986 Immigration/Amnesty Act accompanied legislation that started and was passed by congress, making them entirely different from a unilateral imperial decree.

So then…

…sit back…. enjoy the cabaret. Know that all the wall-banging going on in RePubican gentry circles and all the victory doughnuts the DemonRats are spinning right now are nothing but theater to disguise action that was premeditated by all parties.

The Republican “owners” get their cheap labor to depress wages and fight margin compression – plus, Juggears writes their 2016 platform for ‘em. Convenient that. King Barry takes the heat, the Neo-Cons tie their own hands and feign rage.

Meanwhile, the Democrats get their replacement and reliably statist voting base, who breed fastunlike those “disappointing” black folks. Who’d have thought that a party policy of killing millions of your own children might be a tad… self-defeating. Now, don’t get the notion we disapprove of dead moonbats… in fact, we not only ENCOURAGE pinko abortions, it’s one of the few things we’re just FINE with paying taxes for. They’re willing… no… happy… to kill their own offspring? Fucking GREAT – saves us the trouble later.

We’re pragmatists here.

Every politician in Washington D.C. is more pleased than sewer rats in a vat of cheese paste. And why not? This influx of cheap skilled and unskilled labor makes the big corporatists squee and the Marxists salivate. We’ll also toss out the fact that amnesty kills the trade-unions deader than Dickens – which will suite plenty of people on both sides of the political isle just fine. Not that we’re fans of organized labor, (what with them being willing commie-tool-bags an all), but we need to point out reality now – so we can slam our schaden-boner in the SEIU Goon’s ears later.

Now, all you little Prog-Nazi’s… go give yourself some nerdy-hipster-sarcastic high-fives and lie to yourselves – pretend this whole production was anything but a choreographed stage show. And you Neo-cons? Go get all pissed off and pretend your team will “rip this out by the roots.” (Just like they did with Obamacare… snicker…)

Know this: No crying will be tolerated here when Mitch-the-Axe McConnell slaps the Omnibus Spending bill on President Drone-kill’s imperial desk – Mmmm’k?

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So the Rule of Law is Dead Now?

It’s been dead a long time Karl.

From Karl Denninger over at The Market Ticker:

“So here you go folks — if the Congress will not immediately impeach, and you know they won’t, then they’re going along with it. And that means that there is not just a lawless President in Washington DC there are 536 lawless individuals and their minions comprising the entirety of the executive and legislative branches that have decided that THERE IS NO MORE RULE OF LAW IN AMERICA.”
- Karl Denninger

Read the entire piece HERE.

It’s been dead for a long time good sir. Laws only apply to serfs. Did Turbotax Timmy go to jail? Did John Corzine earn a guided tour of a federal prison? How many Mexican Citizens did Eric Holder intentionally murder with Fast and Furious? Yeah. The law’s been dead for quite some time.

The “Law” is now nothing more than a tool to oppress those who become a political liability.

What Denninger points out – correctly – is that the Republicans desperately wanted Jugg-ears to pass unconstitutional executive amnesty. Their owners needed the cheap labor to depress wages, lest margin compression overtake the rate at which they can lay off workers and buy their own stock with the profits. The RePubicans will rant and rave and scream for the cameras – and then quickly pass an omnibus budget… so they deliberately can’t use their power to “de-fund” this act. Then, for bonus points, after they intentionally tie their own hands, the gentry-caste shit-weasels will make this “intolerable usurpationtheir Goddamned campaign platform in 2016.

See how the game is played yet? Voting? Pardon us while we laugh at anyone suggesting the “ballot box” as a “fix” to this intolerable mess.

Yeah, keep begging the broken system to “fix itself.” That’s worked out so well since about 1914 or so.

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Update 11-18-14: Jonathan Gruber Thinks We’re EPICALLY Stupid…

…isn’t that just precious?

Nothing makes us smile after a hard day of work like hearing some Needle-Dick-Prog-Nazi-Street-Light-Ornament wallowing in his own imagined superiority. Anecdotally, our first reaction upon hearing this was to sharpen the old Buck #103 until its edge could brush the hair off a baby’s head. Funny how that works.

On an equally unrelated note… we wonder how well human hide works as a fireplace rug. (Any of our constant readers with applicable expertise, please feel free to chime in via our non-existent e-mail contact form).

Hat tip to Bill Quick over at Daily Pundit for the initial tip and the video:

“Lack of transparency is a huge political advantage,” says the MIT economist who helped write Obamacare. “And basically, call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever, but basically that was really, really critical for the thing to pass.”

“This bill was written in a tortured way to make sure CBO did not score the mandate as taxes – if it was presented as a tax, it would have died. If you had a law that made explicit that healthy people pay in and sick people get money, it would not have passed.”

Gruber then made clear that deliberately lying to the American people was a necessary measure in the passage of Obamacare: “There’s things that I wish could change,” Gruber said. “But I’d rather have this law than not.”
- Jonathan “Burn-Barrel” Gruber

Read the entire article HERE.

Uhhhh…. most transparent administration ever? What? Too soon?

We can’t help but ponder… how far does this “ends justifies the means” brand of American jurisprudence extend? We don’t know the answer, but suspect that effete-moonbat-trash-heaps, (with a parrot fetish), might dislike that mental exercise when carried to it’s logical, prudent and satisfactory conclusion.

Update I: It’s a Good Night to Meet a Tyrant

The always helpful Concerned American, over at the Western Rifle Shooters Association, has decided to assist all the happy serfs people, who undoubtedly love everything about Obamacare forever – and cherish it’s smug, footy-pajama-wearing perpetrators authors. To prove this, the good man has disclosed a bounty of information:

Statist_prog_nazi_liar_

Photo Courtesy of Newsbusters.org

Bio:
Name: Jonathan Gruber
Phone: (617) 253-8892
Fax: (617) 253-1330
Email: gruberj@mit.edu

Work Address:
MIT Department of Economics
77 Massachusetts Avenue
Bldg E17-220
Cambridge MA 02139

Support Staff:
Name: John Arditi
Phone: (617) 253-8887
Email: arditi@mit.edu

Home Address:
12 Skipper Way
Gloucester, MA 01930

Alternate Home Address:
83 Pleasant St
Lexington, MA 02421

Tyrants Have Nice Palaces:
http://www.whitepages.com/search/FindNearby?street=83+Pleasant+St&where=Lexington+MA+02421-6116

Additional Information:
His wife’s name is Andrea, they have 3 children and 8 parrots. Andrea M. Gruber appears to own their house at 12 Skipper Way in Gloucester, MA, which was purchased for $750,000 in 2008. Go to http://www.salemdeeds.com/newwebsite/ and do a “Homeowner’s Quick Search” for “A Gruber.” According to Federal Election Records he gave $1000.00 to Obama’s election in 2012.

Phone Numbers:
978-515-7025
781-862-0112
781-863-5529

Read everything HERE.

How helpful is THAT?! We can’t fathom the value this information holds to anyone who might hypothetically want to thank our benevolent god-kings for the free health-care and eternal happiness! Why, an enthused peasant could drop by and give them flowers at their home – maybe wash the family roadster for them! Or she might e-mail him on campus to say “thanks-you-swell-guy!” For those that just can’t wait, we have it on good authority that phone calls from burners at 3:00 am are the new best way to show appreciation for giving grandma some aspirin and strapping her to a gurney to meet Jesus! After all… the guy has the better part of ten fucking parrots, so odds are he ain’t sleeping anyways!

But we didn’t imply that. No sirs and ladies – we’d never dare suggest that you drop by his workplace and give his parrot-twerking-ass a big old hug to thank him for his selfless service to this nation. Nope, didn’t imply that at all.

Update II: Some Days it Just Keeps Getting Worse and Worse…

Once again, Bill Quick, at Daily Pundit has the scoop. It would appear that “Professor” Gruber, (said with every venom-dripping ounce of sarcasm justified), is a bit of a serial football-spiker:

Referring to the so-called “Cadillac Tax” on high-end health plans, Gruber said:

“They proposed it and that passed, because the American people are too stupid to understand the difference.”
- Jonathan “Draw-and-Quarter” Gruber

To which Quick Responded:

“Probably because Gruber’s thesis here is a lie. The removal of a tax break, resulting in higher tax payments, is functionally indistinguishable from a tax increase from the POV of the person getting stuck with the bill.”
- Bill Quick

Read the entire article HERE.

So this… cretin… is Academia’s best and brightest… the “elite educated expert,” uniquely qualified to render the life-and-death decisions that us serfs are too mentally ill-equipped to ponder?

Whelp… we’re fucked.

Update III: An Idiot Who Just Can’t Shut His Fucking Mouth…

It would seem that our well educated credentialed comrade, Mr. Gruber, has a pathological obsession with the stupidity of the American Public. Particularly when he thinks he’s nestled deep within the protective womb of academia:

(Hat-tip to Chuck Ross at The Daily Caller).

Click HERE to read the whole article.

Great stuff eh? Well, if that don’t just prove the old adage: “Scratch the paint off a moonbat, find an arrogant, tyrannical statist braggart.” Here’s the highlight reel from this episode of “Too-Smart-By-Half:”

“…it’s a very clever, you know, basic exploitation of the lack of economic understanding of the American voter. The intelligence of the American people when it comes to civics and government is unfathomably low…”
- Jonathan “Defenestrate-him” Gruber.

Lying to cretins is clever? Misleading the fawning drool-cup-clad suckers who sycophantically worshiped President Peace-Prize is the epitome of wit? Color us unimpressed. Your “ruse,” (such as it was), is roughly the equivalent of beating a five year old at Risk. In point of fact, deceiving ill-informed simpletons is the text-book antonym of “sly.” There is no glory in outsmarting a blubbering horde of looters – your shameful gloating is as unwarranted as it is arrogant, ill-conceived and stupid.

Before we forget:
Dear rubes with Obama/Biden 2012 stickers on your Subaru Outbacks – Ol’Professor Johnny-boy is talking about YOU.
Sincerely,
The Management

Anyone with sixth-grade math skills knew this entire death-march was a doomed campaign from day fucking uno. (See… we can be bilingual!) The only dunces who bought this skittle-shitting-disaster-unicorn are the very tools “Mr. Wizard” is chuckling to his ivy-league buddies about duping. Welcome to how your “betters” REALLY perceive you. (Stings… don’t it?).

You’d think marching in front of a camera – twice – to proclaim how fucking-moronic his voting base is, might be enough to slake this braggart’s ego – but you’d be wrong.

“The kludge worked because the American people are far too stupid to understand the difference between capping subsidies and taxing insurance companies.”
- Jonathan “Hang-em-high” Gruber.

This damn hubristic milquetoast mother-fucker just had to keep running his damn mouth. To be honest, at this point, we’re giving even odds on who “Jimmy-Hoffa’s” his ass first. If some bereaved peasant – having lost their kid’s health insurance – doesn’t murk him, then the Democrats, (who Gruber’s spent the last few days anally probing with a red-hot pair of sheep sheers), just might take the initiative.

Update IV: The YouTube Strikes Back

While perusing the comment sections of the immaculate “Professor” Jonathan Gruber’s various claims-to-fame, we could not help but notice the YouTube mob was taking the “deception” about as well as can be expected – what with them being roused into an angry, produce-tossing, slow-motion-riot and all.

Edwardo Snowdeno
- 5 hours ago
“If you have a loved one who has died because of obamacare…..Jonathan Gruber is the man you want to kill.”

midwesttex
- 5 hours ago
“He got lost in his entire point. By taxing the “Cadillac plans” by his own admission, that would have generated enough $ to grant coverage to all of the uninsured. So why have a 1200 page bill when 2 pages in the tax code could have done the same thing?”

Ecosse57
- 3 hours ago
“likely because 1200 pages disguises their true intent. nobody read it; mission accomplished.”

McButtersMother
- 3 hours ago
“This jackass deserves the ass beating I’m betting someone will give him.” 

Barack Mugabe
- 16 minutes ago
“Typical sniveling, whining, lisping, punk ass pajama boy Leftist.”

Bessie Funk
- 9 hours ago
“By saying the American people are stupid, he actually means the liberals at your job, gym and bars…you know…the ones who breathlessly argued for obamacare that ends up with them calling you names. Heres your mentor letting you know what we knew already…youre stupid and uninformed”

Tommy Blue
- 1 hour ago
“The ACA is NOT affordable you dirty lowdown %^#$#$$#@!@#!!! i better not see you walking down my street “

Bikerbabe1210
- 6 hours ago
“Well Mr. Gruber, since the “stupid American Voter” didn’t vote on O-care you have effectively called the voting Democrats “stupid” for voting in their King in Chief. And you’ve also called the entire Democrat congress voters, (the ONLY voters of this sham called Ocare) STUPID. Hmmmmmmmmm……seems like you just “bit the hand that fed” your sorry “stupid” azz, because “you’d rather have the law that not”, right???” 

TheDude
- 10 hours ago
“THREE videos proving Obamacare was a lie from its inception and complete silence/news blackout from the mainstream media. If you ever needed proof that the news organizations are complicit in the ruination of America, here it is.”

tomc100
- 11 hours ago
“Do not mistake this man for a liberal. Jonathan Gruber is not a liberal. He is a typical statist aka progressive aka mastermind aka closet dictator who views the people with absolute contempt and derision. His opinion of liberals is even lower because they stupidly fight for his cause. His ultimate goal is for government to have absolute power and control over the people. He honestly believes in a class system of smart rulers like himself and peasants because the masses are just too stupid.”

TIM MCCLELLAN
- 11 hours ago
“You twisted piece of overeducated trash with a horribly condescending view of Americans!”

Dogs Rule!
10 hours ago
“Was never about healthcare… still isn’t”

Escoffier
- 11 hours ago
“I will say, as an MIT Alum, I think Gruber is the idiot (which he has proven in multiple ways) and my alma mater will not be getting any more donations from me while he is employed there. In my mind, there is no place for someone who so callously believes the end justify the means so much that it calls for deception. The American people at least deserve an honest debate.”

DepthTested
- 6 hours ago
“Heh, who’s feeling stupid now? For all his intelligence, he’s a full-blown idiot. But that’s okay, so is the president he serves.”

Jederman
- 6 hours ago
“It’s hard to get emotional about this pr*ck. All he does is validate what most sane Americans have always thought about this admin. Big shout out to the “protectors of the truth” in this country. Worthless media hacks buried this.”

jfl332
- 5 hours ago
“And the media is still silent about the greatest scam pulled on the American people in the history of the country.”

Atilla Thehun
- 4 hours ago
“Just another con man bragging about how he played the shell game without a pea.
It will catch up to him eventually.”

Freedomisntforstupids
- 2 hours ago
“What he participated and conspired in is treason. To conspire to undermine the constitutional process is treason. All the participants should be in front of a firing squad.”

WhiteRabbit3
- 7 hours ago
“The last two videos of Gruber were prepared presentations by him, and cannot be dismissed as “off the cuff.”

jimmy james
15 hours ago
“How is this man not in prison? Isn’t this fraud?”

Julio Pecina
1 day ago
“This is the true face of the government in all the USA. See how the whole room laughs at the question. It’s like watching Animal Farm come to life.”

2packs4sure
1 day ago
“A nest of friggin’ V I P E R S ! Some, like Gruber, know exactly how right that statement was but want government controlled healthcare for the power, control, and money it will bring them.Some are just glassy eyed leftists who want the same but “believe” it will work.”

A Mill
1 day ago
“The irony is he knowingly made sure all of those grievances were written into the law he knowingly lied about! I can’t believe they can get away with such blatant deceit… I mean, isn’t this some sort of fraud based on lack of good faith that should either result in A. the Act being thrown out on grounds of complicit and explicit fraud”

bbser
1 day ago
“Hey, Gruber – you elitist f@#k… karma can’t catch up to you fast enough!!”

Christopher Deitz
1 day ago
“Those who knew and questioned were ridiculed and bullied.”

digitalwasabi2
1 day ago
“May contempt follow this evil man until his last breath”

Roy Chester
3 years ago
“I think “tar and feathers” would be a good response”


Schadenfreude… it just rolls so deliciously off the tongue…

Update V: The Gift that Keeps on Giving…

Well… it would seem that video #5 has reared it’s ugly head… this “educated idiot” is like a Birthday Cake – filled with cow shit – to King Barry Hussein and his court jesters. If only there was an opposition party in Mordor to make Sauron eat it…

Courtesy of David Steinberg at The PJ Tattler:

“As Gruber sits listening, the committee chair reads a comment from a Vermonter who expresses concern that the economist’s plan might lead to “ballooning costs, increased taxes and bureaucratic outrages,” among other things.”

“After hearing the Vermonter’s worries, Gruber responds, “Was this written by my adolescent children by any chance?”

“The remark was met with uproarious laughter.”
- P.J. Tattler

Read the rest HERE.

2018 Investment Advice: Rope and Streetlight futures are looking rock solid to our unqualified investment gurus.

Update VI: Nothing Outlasts the Energizer… it Just Keeps Going and Going and Going and Going and Going…

Not content labeling the useful idiots and starry-eyed simpletons the Jugg-eared-pied piper danced around like street-rats “stupid,” Gruber dug the hole deeper. While on his national “SPIKE-THE-FOOTBALL” (TM) tour, Jonathan-shit-eater took a few moments to boast about how D.C. duped all those ignorant union goons:

Courtesy of Jake Tapper at CNN. (Yes, you read that correctly…)

“Economists have called for 40 years to get rid of the regressive, inefficient and expensive tax subsidy provided for employer provider health insurance, the subsidy is “terrible policy.”

“It turns out politically it’s really hard to get rid of,” and the only way we could get rid of it was first by mislabeling it, calling it a tax on insurance plans rather than a tax on people when we all know it’s a tax on people who hold those insurance plans.”

“What that means is the tax that starts out hitting only 8% of the insurance plans essentially amounts over the next 20 years essentially getting rid of the exclusion for employer sponsored plans. This was the only political way we were ever going to take on one of the worst public policies in America.”

“Unions and employers who object in 2018, at that point if they want to get rid of it they’re going to have to fill a trillion dollar hole in the deficit…It’s on the books now. They are stuck with it.”
- Jonathan “Guillotine” Gruber

Read the entire disheveled mess HERE.

Well, this illustrates what your government – and it’s middle-management – thinks of all you plebs. To their ilk, you’re all nothing more than a cluster of ham-fisted, sputtering troglodytes, incapable of any complex decision-making or higher reasoning. They, being the enlightening children-of-sol, are better suited to running your lives – enacting “bold, brave new plans” for you to toil under - while exempting themselves and their direct minions from these same edicts. And the whole while they plot, misdirect and fabricate lies about their intentions – because you, dear folks, are too fucking STUPID to know what’s best for you and yours.

Now constant readers, we will ask you the eighteen-trillion dollar question:

How is it that… with a minimal amount of searching, a few bloggers have turned up a slew of these videos? This Gruber numbskull was swaggering around the empire like a drunken braggart telling anybody willing to listen how intolerably insipid the American people are. Yet, “the gatekeepers of knowledge” in “The Media” managed to missed this idiocy? Or for that matter, how have the DemonRats alleged “opponents” – the RePubicans – been unable to locate what lone actors, with no budget and limited time, have discovered laying out in the open? These revelations are massively destructive to the moonbats electorally – as Glenn Reynolds has noted:

“What would this midterm have looked like had these videos came out BEFORE the election?”
- Glenn Reynolds

Why… it’s almost as though the entire two-party system is a giant Goddamned con-game, made for fools and well-intentioned suckers… a WWF-grade stage show. Pass the fucking Brawndo, and let’s go watch “Ow! My Balls!!” together. Your politicians are either so galacticly incompetent as to be unworthy of anything more politically potent than “City-Toilet-Washer” – or they are playing you for RUBES.

We know where the smart money is on that one. Do you?

Update VII: A Stage Show for Retards

Bill Quick over at Daily Pundit helps spell it out:

“Of course. These people are nothing more than DNC hacks with bylines. Their job isn’t reporting the news. It’s covering it up.”
- Bill Quick

Read the entire article HERE.

Yup. Pretty much.

Update VIII: President Drone-Kill – “Jonathan Who?”

The game continues… courtesy of Tyler Durden at Zero Hedge:

Well it’s pretty much official – the politicians wholly, truly and completely believe the peasants are brain-dead. (Hell… they may be right… after all… look at what they’ve done… and we’ve yet to lynch a single deserving one of them…). Having failed at denial, excusing, and manufactured outrage, our gentry caste has now descended into the realm of surreal, bald-faced-lies:

“Jonathan Gruber was just some adviser who never worked on our staff and expressed an opinion that I completely disagree with”
- 2014: President Obama on Jon Gruber

As is so often the case… Senator Jugg-Ears does not see eye-to-eye with El-Presidente Jugg-Ears:

“You have already drawn some of the brightest minds from academia and policy circles, many of them I have stolen ideas from liberally, people ranging from Robert Gordon to Austan Goolsbee; Jon Gruber; my dear friend, Jim Wallis here, who can inform what are sometimes dry policy debates with a prophetic voice.”
- 2006: Senator Obama On Jon Gruber

Click HERE to read more about this laughable tragic farce.

Oh watch “the narrative” evolve… with the noteworthy and full-throat support of the “media:”

- Video 1:
“He spoke off-the-cuff and didn’t mean what he said.”

- Video 2:
“He was clearly taken out of context.”

- Video 3:
“Just a right-wing controversy pay no mind.”

- Video 4:
“Jonathan Who??!”

- Video 5:
“This man is a nobody, just some wonk talking!”

- Video 6:
“We are very outraged that this man we don’t know said these things!”

COMING SOON: To Select Theaters Near You This Winter:

- Video 7:
“We felt betrayed and are shocked that this man who we thought we knew so well said these things.”

It’s all giant mountain of delicious bullshit – lovingly crafted to protect the party faithful from reality. The Kool-aid crowd will willingly swallow any falsehoods – against all reason – and switch-off the part of their brain responsible for critical thinking. Reflex takes over from that second onwards.

From this point, there will be only three groups left defending the ACA:

The willingly obtuse, groups of useful ignoramuses and the “Ends Justifies the Means” crowd. All are worthy of any and every tragedy that befalls them as this nation falls apart. “TWANLOC” writ-large. If there is any justice at all, they will one day swing along-side their masters from overpasses around the nation.

The only guilt their would-be executioners might feel is “enjoying the spectacle too much.”

Update IX: Gruber – “Obama personally asked me to help disguise unhelpful Obamacare facts!”

Well, it looks like the Guy Benson over at the shit-heap Hot Air managed to do something besides lick Neo-Con/RINO taint:

So then, you know that chap who King Barry Hussein “didn’t know” that “misspoke?” Yeah… that Jon Gruber fellow? Seems he had a few things to say… (and somewhere… the White House Chief of Staff awoke – shrieking in horror):

“The problem is it’s a political nightmare, and people say ‘no, you can’t tax my benefits’…so what we did a lot in that room was think a lot about well how could we make this work? … And [Obama] is really a realistic guy. He was like, ‘look, I can’t just do this.’ He said ‘it’s just not going to happen politically. The bill will not pass. How do we manage to get there through phase-ins and other things?’ And we talked about it. He was just very interested in that topic.”
- Jonathan “Crow Cage” Gruber

But why trust McGruber… or his video… or your lying eyes and ears… when The New York Times, the alleged “Paper of Record” can say so much more

“Along with these credentials, Mr. Gruber’s position as an adviser to the influential Congressional Budget Office also left him perfectly positioned to advise the White House on health reform. “The most important arbiter of everything was the C.B.O.,” said Neera Tanden, who was a senior adviser for health reform at the Department of Health and Human Services. The C.B.O.’s assessment of a bill’s efficacy and costs strongly influences political debate, but the office does not publicly reveal how it calculates those numbers. “We knew the numbers he gave us would be close to where the C.B.O. was likely to come out,” Ms. Tanden said. She was right. After Mr. Gruber helped the administration put together the basic principles of the proposal, the White House lent him to Capitol Hill to help Congressional staff members draft the specifics of the legislation.”
- The New York Times

Read the rest HERE.

"If you like your health insurance, you can keep it!!"
“If you like your health insurance, you can keep it!!”
"If you like your health insurance, you can keep it!!"
“This plan will reduce the costs of health care!”
"If you like your health insurance, you can keep it!!"
“The ACA is Budget neutral!”


This whole debacle is now “a mockery-of-a-farce-of-two-shams!” (To quote a famous Hollywood pederast). Watching the White-House press secretary is the equivalent of an interview presided over by Baghdad Bob.

This is your alleged representative government in action. Sleep well.

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Electoral Prisms and the Case for Secession

The fascinating thing about this election is how it’s been “co-opted” by every interested party of any political stripe – and how it’s being spun as “public reaction” to whatever personal bug-a-boo said entity maintains. In our view, such crowing is the work of pretentious assholes. (Naturally constant readers, since we are Alpha-Pretentious-Assholes, you can expect our own bloviation on the matter.)

Let’s examine the playing field:

The Huffington Post claims this “Battle of the Little Big Horn reenactment” is due to the moonbats abandoning Ear-Leader on the field of battle. In contrast, Red State would have us believe it’s because the moonbats stuck WITH Juggears like Reno to Custer.

Zero Hedge wants us to know everybody is impoverished and pissed-off at the farcical economy – while CNBC thinks the robust markets and lack of a $15.00 minimum wage somehow contributed to the Dem’s downfall.

Drudge headlines paint a narrative of folks keening for the benevolent rule of Rockefeller RePubicans – ’cause God Bless the FUSA! On the other end of the spectrum, the KOS Kiddies announce the drubbing is because ye-old DemonRats didn’t go full-on-freaking-commie – now that’s “The-Thirst-Mutilator!”

Soda-ban-man Bloomberg wants in on the game – he thinks it’s all the fault of Jesus-freaks and their guns – and only more government meddling in our bathroom can fix everything. Crazy-eyes Bachmann says it’s because “God hates faggots…” …or something. (We’re still not quite sure on that one… she’s a bit incomprehensible at times…)

Don’t forget us anarchists. The more bat-shit-sovereign-citizens in our midst think this entire thing is a reaction to invasive government eating out our sustenance and civil rights (Full Disclosure – That’s us). The black-block crew… who somehow managed to reconcile “libertarianism-and-extreme-socialism,” (impressive mental gymnastics that), want you all to know that the “Wave of 14” is due to not enough free government healthcare and legal-pot!

Everyone, (us included), is pushing this event through their own little prism, trying to craft a narrative around what was, (in our opinion), most likely an orgasm of anger at an arrogant, amok government that’s fucking up everything it touches. Rage is the only constant in the Dis-United States – regardless of which gaggle of nimrods steer the good ship Titanic into an iceberg. Near everybody intrinsically knows SOMETHING is wrong and that the state is failing. The evidence surrounds us – every federal institution is coming apart at at the seams – due to malfeasance, arrogance, incompetence or combinations of the three. It’s all become too conflicted, too top-heavy, too unwieldy to work anymore.

(In that vein… perhaps EVERYBODY is right… and our only folly is attempting to highlight a single point of failure in a shattered vase.)

Meanwhile, the great wheel rolls along… crushing in it’s path all it was allegedly designed to safeguard. Gone are the lofty ideals or noble intentions held by the inventors – the machine now only exists to sustain itself, and it will burn through every last crumb of the people’s liberty and treasure before it comes to a sputtering crash.

No one can agree on a plan of action or who should carry it out – and the only near universal truth at this point – the one thing that pluralities of Americans can align with – is that we hate the bastards running the country – and the sons-of-bitches who vote for’em. Which side? Doesn’t matter.

U.S. citizens are no longer united by beliefs, goals or principles. We have never, in all our lives, seen such a compelling argument for the dissolution of this nation. After all – What does the average person in Boise, Idaho have in common with someone dwelling in New York City, New York? Why should either have to sacrifice their beliefs when they are so alien? The BEST possible outcome is both sets of citizens “experience” Solomon’s compromise – each a victim, subject to having their beliefs trampled upon in an agonizing attempt to make everybody “suffer co-equally.” This is ostensibly the “ideal” scenario – as in the worst case, one set of people are wholly smothered by the other group.

What suckers we are, that we accept shared malaise as the preferred state.

Perchance it’s time to stop pissing on one population’s civil rights to placate another… and maybe we need to cease demanding folks be “satisfied” with a dead, split baby. Perhaps… it’s time to entertain the notion of going our own way peaceably. The current trajectory leads to Civil War or a Hard Tyranny – a near inevitability when a populous has become as Balkanized as ours.

But who are we kidding… the statists – of all stripes, affiliations and denominations – will never deign to that. As C.S. Lewis famously said… “They will torment us without end… for they do so with the approval of their own conscience…”

The self-crowned-nobility of the FUSA would never “peaceably” tolerate anyone crawling out from under their yoke.

So be it.

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Election Editorial: Fuck the Stupid Elections

Have a seat casual followers, and let us here at Deth H.Q. rant a bit…

It’s idiot season again… where the stupid people and the evil people work to convince the sheeple of America their sports-team is uniquely qualified to fuck this nation just a smidgen more than it was prior. Oh how we are a twitter with anticipation!

We’ll be bold – and cut right to the heart of this black morass:

Elections in the United State of America hold zero significance anymore. It’s a fucking disgraceful donkey-show – fashioned for rubes and simpletons who swallowed the kool-aid peddled in our deplorable schools. Truth be told, there is not one meaningful-goddamned-plug-nickel’s worth of difference between the gentry-caste RePubicans and their “frenemies” the DemonRats.

The Corporatists in the NeoCon wing lounge back and enable the Marxist Moonbats as they march us all off a cliff and into oblivion. One snake, two heads… the true purpose of the Republican party, (from our way of seeing things), is to serve as a “pressure-valve.” They stall, bloviate, do nothing of merit, and “hold the field” until it’s time for the Prog-nazi’s to push the progressive football father up liberty-loving American’s asses. When public outrage grows close to violence, the “Stupid party” is allowed to take the field and fumble the ball for a few years.

It’s a despicable false paradigm, and it’s transparent as all hell – to anyone not infatuated with bullshit notions and fairy-tails that is. To those folks… well… our only message is this:

Stay the FUCK out of our way when it comes time to fix this rolling disaster. After all… we suspect that when Joe-Six-Pack finally figures out who’s been shitting all over every decent thing in this nation, he’s going to be pretty Goddamned indiscriminate in who he dangles from overpasses – and we patriots won’t be in the mood to help sort the wheat from the chaff.

Welcome to our miserable status-quo. No silly little marks on a stupid piece of paper are going to rectify Jack or Shit. You want to fix what ails this country? Really? You want the panacea to our malaise constant readers? Are you sure about that? So be it… proceed further with fair warning…

To repair America… a hell of a lot of folks are going to have to die. We’ve gone far beyond anything “civil” mattering anymore. Unless of course, by “civil” you mean, “civil war.” Then… well, we’ll begrudgingly concede that maybe, just maybe… there is a snowball’s chance in Satan’s play-pen of something positive working it’s way outta the inevitable slaughter and bedlam. But no promises – revolt is always a desperate crap-shoot. The problem is, we sat and picked our ass until violence was the only credible chance at restoring the republic we once enjoyed.

At this juncture, elections are playgrounds for fools and the charlatans who dance them around like marionettes. Any rational person intent on actual, MEANINGFUL fucking “change” had best be laying in provisions and preparations for a long, nasty and bloody revolutionary war. The sub-humans infesting every strata of our political state won’t be whisked away without a fight. They OWN the system – and that includes the electoral process. One must be a special sort of stupid to be invested in the foggy notion we can plead with an amok, illegitimate, and corrupt government to “fix itself” – using an instrumentality it owns from start to finish.

Until the fuckers who’ve destroyed American liberty - and replaced it with tyranny - pay a quota in blood, (and that includes “US,” the patriots), fuck-all changes. (Don’t duck our accountability – we sat idle when we should have been killing these sons-of-bitches in their beds YEARS ago – so we too bear responsibility for the pathetic state of the U.S.A. Make no mistake – we will need to pay our toll to Charon – as our hands are no less dirty – soiled by our own pathetic inaction).

So fuck this kabuki-theater, and fuck the outcome. Anything important in this country will be decided by the corrupt courts, imperial decree, or the regulatory state. Welcome to tyranny, you Goddamned Serfs.

What do you intend to do about it?

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