So the Rule of Law is Dead Now?

It’s been dead a long time Karl.

From Karl Denninger over at The Market Ticker:

“So here you go folks — if the Congress will not immediately impeach, and you know they won’t, then they’re going along with it. And that means that there is not just a lawless President in Washington DC there are 536 lawless individuals and their minions comprising the entirety of the executive and legislative branches that have decided that THERE IS NO MORE RULE OF LAW IN AMERICA.”
- Karl Denninger

Read the entire piece HERE.

It’s been dead for a long time good sir. Laws only apply to serfs. Did Turbotax Timmy go to jail? Did John Corzine earn a guided tour of a federal prison? How many Mexican Citizens did Eric Holder intentionally murder with Fast and Furious? Yeah. The law’s been dead for quite some time.

The “Law” is now nothing more than a tool to oppress those who become a political liability.

What Denninger points out – correctly – is that the Republicans desperately wanted Jugg-ears to pass unconstitutional executive amnesty. Their owners needed the cheap labor to depress wages, lest margin compression overtake the rate at which they can lay off workers and buy their own stock with the profits. The RePubicans will rant and rave and scream for the cameras – and then quickly pass an omnibus budget… so they deliberately can’t use their power to “de-fund” this act. Then, for bonus points, after they intentionally tie their own hands, the gentry-caste shit-weasels will make this “intolerable usurpationtheir Goddamned campaign platform in 2016.

See how the game is played yet? Voting? Pardon us while we laugh at anyone suggesting the “ballot box” as a “fix” to this intolerable mess.

Yeah, keep begging the broken system to “fix itself.” That’s worked out so well since about 1914 or so.

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Update 11-18-14: Jonathan Gruber Thinks We’re EPICALLY Stupid…

…isn’t that just precious?

Nothing makes us smile after a hard day of work like hearing some Needle-Dick-Prog-Nazi-Street-Light-Ornament wallowing in his own imagined superiority. Anecdotally, our first reaction upon hearing this was to sharpen the old Buck #103 until its edge could brush the hair off a baby’s head. Funny how that works.

On an equally unrelated note… we wonder how well human hide works as a fireplace rug. (Any of our constant readers with applicable expertise, please feel free to chime in via our non-existent e-mail contact form).

Hat tip to Bill Quick over at Daily Pundit for the initial tip and the video:

“Lack of transparency is a huge political advantage,” says the MIT economist who helped write Obamacare. “And basically, call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever, but basically that was really, really critical for the thing to pass.”

“This bill was written in a tortured way to make sure CBO did not score the mandate as taxes – if it was presented as a tax, it would have died. If you had a law that made explicit that healthy people pay in and sick people get money, it would not have passed.”

Gruber then made clear that deliberately lying to the American people was a necessary measure in the passage of Obamacare: “There’s things that I wish could change,” Gruber said. “But I’d rather have this law than not.”
- Jonathan “Burn-Barrel” Gruber

Read the entire article HERE.

Uhhhh…. most transparent administration ever? What? Too soon?

We can’t help but ponder… how far does this “ends justifies the means” brand of American jurisprudence extend? We don’t know the answer, but suspect that effete-moonbat-trash-heaps, (with a parrot fetish), might dislike that mental exercise when carried to it’s logical, prudent and satisfactory conclusion.

Update I: It’s a Good Night to Meet a Tyrant

The always helpful Concerned American, over at the Western Rifle Shooters Association, has decided to assist all the happy serfs people, who undoubtedly love everything about Obamacare forever – and cherish it’s smug, footy-pajama-wearing perpetrators authors. To prove this, the good man has disclosed a bounty of information:


Photo Courtesy of

Name: Jonathan Gruber
Phone: (617) 253-8892
Fax: (617) 253-1330

Work Address:
MIT Department of Economics
77 Massachusetts Avenue
Bldg E17-220
Cambridge MA 02139

Support Staff:
Name: John Arditi
Phone: (617) 253-8887

Home Address:
12 Skipper Way
Gloucester, MA 01930

Alternate Home Address:
83 Pleasant St
Lexington, MA 02421

Tyrants Have Nice Palaces:

Additional Information:
His wife’s name is Andrea, they have 3 children and 8 parrots. Andrea M. Gruber appears to own their house at 12 Skipper Way in Gloucester, MA, which was purchased for $750,000 in 2008. Go to and do a “Homeowner’s Quick Search” for “A Gruber.” According to Federal Election Records he gave $1000.00 to Obama’s election in 2012.

Phone Numbers:

Read everything HERE.

How helpful is THAT?! We can’t fathom the value this information holds to anyone who might hypothetically want to thank our benevolent god-kings for the free health-care and eternal happiness! Why, an enthused peasant could drop by and give them flowers at their home – maybe wash the family roadster for them! Or she might e-mail him on campus to say “thanks-you-swell-guy!” For those that just can’t wait, we have it on good authority that phone calls from burners at 3:00 am are the new best way to show appreciation for giving grandma some aspirin and strapping her to a gurney to meet Jesus! After all… the guy has the better part of ten fucking parrots, so odds are he ain’t sleeping anyways!

But we didn’t imply that. No sirs and ladies – we’d never dare suggest that you drop by his workplace and give his parrot-twerking-ass a big old hug to thank him for his selfless service to this nation. Nope, didn’t imply that at all.

Update II: Some Days it Just Keeps Getting Worse and Worse…

Once again, Bill Quick, at Daily Pundit has the scoop. It would appear that “Professor” Gruber, (said with every venom-dripping ounce of sarcasm justified), is a bit of a serial football-spiker:

Referring to the so-called “Cadillac Tax” on high-end health plans, Gruber said:

“They proposed it and that passed, because the American people are too stupid to understand the difference.”
- Jonathan “Draw-and-Quarter” Gruber

To which Quick Responded:

“Probably because Gruber’s thesis here is a lie. The removal of a tax break, resulting in higher tax payments, is functionally indistinguishable from a tax increase from the POV of the person getting stuck with the bill.”
- Bill Quick

Read the entire article HERE.

So this… cretin… is Academia’s best and brightest… the “elite educated expert,” uniquely qualified to render the life-and-death decisions that us serfs are too mentally ill-equipped to ponder?

Whelp… we’re fucked.

Update III: An Idiot Who Just Can’t Shut His Fucking Mouth…

It would seem that our well educated credentialed comrade, Mr. Gruber, has a pathological obsession with the stupidity of the American Public. Particularly when he thinks he’s nestled deep within the protective womb of academia:

(Hat-tip to Chuck Ross at The Daily Caller).

Click HERE to read the whole article.

Great stuff eh? Well, if that don’t just prove the old adage: “Scratch the paint off a moonbat, find an arrogant, tyrannical statist braggart.” Here’s the highlight reel from this episode of “Too-Smart-By-Half:”

“…it’s a very clever, you know, basic exploitation of the lack of economic understanding of the American voter. The intelligence of the American people when it comes to civics and government is unfathomably low…”
- Jonathan “Defenestrate-him” Gruber.

Lying to cretins is clever? Misleading the fawning drool-cup-clad suckers who sycophantically worshiped President Peace-Prize is the epitome of wit? Color us unimpressed. Your “ruse,” (such as it was), is roughly the equivalent of beating a five year old at Risk. In point of fact, deceiving ill-informed simpletons is the text-book antonym of “sly.” There is no glory in outsmarting a blubbering horde of looters – your shameful gloating is as unwarranted as it is arrogant, ill-conceived and stupid.

Before we forget:
Dear rubes with Obama/Biden 2012 stickers on your Subaru Outbacks – Ol’Professor Johnny-boy is talking about YOU.
The Management

Anyone with sixth-grade math skills knew this entire death-march was a doomed campaign from day fucking uno. (See… we can be bilingual!) The only dunces who bought this skittle-shitting-disaster-unicorn are the very tools “Mr. Wizard” is chuckling to his ivy-league buddies about duping. Welcome to how your “betters” REALLY perceive you. (Stings… don’t it?).

You’d think marching in front of a camera – twice – to proclaim how fucking-moronic his voting base is, might be enough to slake this braggart’s ego – but you’d be wrong.

“The kludge worked because the American people are far too stupid to understand the difference between capping subsidies and taxing insurance companies.”
- Jonathan “Hang-em-high” Gruber.

This damn hubristic milquetoast mother-fucker just had to keep running his damn mouth. To be honest, at this point, we’re giving even odds on who “Jimmy-Hoffa’s” his ass first. If some bereaved peasant – having lost their kid’s health insurance – doesn’t murk him, then the Democrats, (who Gruber’s spent the last few days anally probing with a red-hot pair of sheep sheers), just might take the initiative.

Update IV: The YouTube Strikes Back

While perusing the comment sections of the immaculate “Professor” Jonathan Gruber’s various claims-to-fame, we could not help but notice the YouTube mob was taking the “deception” about as well as can be expected – what with them being roused into an angry, produce-tossing, slow-motion-riot and all.

Edwardo Snowdeno
- 5 hours ago
“If you have a loved one who has died because of obamacare…..Jonathan Gruber is the man you want to kill.”

- 5 hours ago
“He got lost in his entire point. By taxing the “Cadillac plans” by his own admission, that would have generated enough $ to grant coverage to all of the uninsured. So why have a 1200 page bill when 2 pages in the tax code could have done the same thing?”

- 3 hours ago
“likely because 1200 pages disguises their true intent. nobody read it; mission accomplished.”

- 3 hours ago
“This jackass deserves the ass beating I’m betting someone will give him.” 

Barack Mugabe
- 16 minutes ago
“Typical sniveling, whining, lisping, punk ass pajama boy Leftist.”

Bessie Funk
- 9 hours ago
“By saying the American people are stupid, he actually means the liberals at your job, gym and bars…you know…the ones who breathlessly argued for obamacare that ends up with them calling you names. Heres your mentor letting you know what we knew already…youre stupid and uninformed”

Tommy Blue
- 1 hour ago
“The ACA is NOT affordable you dirty lowdown %^#$#$$#@!@#!!! i better not see you walking down my street “

- 6 hours ago
“Well Mr. Gruber, since the “stupid American Voter” didn’t vote on O-care you have effectively called the voting Democrats “stupid” for voting in their King in Chief. And you’ve also called the entire Democrat congress voters, (the ONLY voters of this sham called Ocare) STUPID. Hmmmmmmmmm……seems like you just “bit the hand that fed” your sorry “stupid” azz, because “you’d rather have the law that not”, right???” 

- 10 hours ago
“THREE videos proving Obamacare was a lie from its inception and complete silence/news blackout from the mainstream media. If you ever needed proof that the news organizations are complicit in the ruination of America, here it is.”

- 11 hours ago
“Do not mistake this man for a liberal. Jonathan Gruber is not a liberal. He is a typical statist aka progressive aka mastermind aka closet dictator who views the people with absolute contempt and derision. His opinion of liberals is even lower because they stupidly fight for his cause. His ultimate goal is for government to have absolute power and control over the people. He honestly believes in a class system of smart rulers like himself and peasants because the masses are just too stupid.”

- 11 hours ago
“You twisted piece of overeducated trash with a horribly condescending view of Americans!”

Dogs Rule!
10 hours ago
“Was never about healthcare… still isn’t”

- 11 hours ago
“I will say, as an MIT Alum, I think Gruber is the idiot (which he has proven in multiple ways) and my alma mater will not be getting any more donations from me while he is employed there. In my mind, there is no place for someone who so callously believes the end justify the means so much that it calls for deception. The American people at least deserve an honest debate.”

- 6 hours ago
“Heh, who’s feeling stupid now? For all his intelligence, he’s a full-blown idiot. But that’s okay, so is the president he serves.”

- 6 hours ago
“It’s hard to get emotional about this pr*ck. All he does is validate what most sane Americans have always thought about this admin. Big shout out to the “protectors of the truth” in this country. Worthless media hacks buried this.”

- 5 hours ago
“And the media is still silent about the greatest scam pulled on the American people in the history of the country.”

Atilla Thehun
- 4 hours ago
“Just another con man bragging about how he played the shell game without a pea.
It will catch up to him eventually.”

- 2 hours ago
“What he participated and conspired in is treason. To conspire to undermine the constitutional process is treason. All the participants should be in front of a firing squad.”

- 7 hours ago
“The last two videos of Gruber were prepared presentations by him, and cannot be dismissed as “off the cuff.”

jimmy james
15 hours ago
“How is this man not in prison? Isn’t this fraud?”

Julio Pecina
1 day ago
“This is the true face of the government in all the USA. See how the whole room laughs at the question. It’s like watching Animal Farm come to life.”

1 day ago
“A nest of friggin’ V I P E R S ! Some, like Gruber, know exactly how right that statement was but want government controlled healthcare for the power, control, and money it will bring them.Some are just glassy eyed leftists who want the same but “believe” it will work.”

A Mill
1 day ago
“The irony is he knowingly made sure all of those grievances were written into the law he knowingly lied about! I can’t believe they can get away with such blatant deceit… I mean, isn’t this some sort of fraud based on lack of good faith that should either result in A. the Act being thrown out on grounds of complicit and explicit fraud”

1 day ago
“Hey, Gruber – you elitist f@#k… karma can’t catch up to you fast enough!!”

Christopher Deitz
1 day ago
“Those who knew and questioned were ridiculed and bullied.”

1 day ago
“May contempt follow this evil man until his last breath”

Roy Chester
3 years ago
“I think “tar and feathers” would be a good response”

Schadenfreude… it just rolls so deliciously off the tongue…

Update V: The Gift that Keeps on Giving…

Well… it would seem that video #5 has reared it’s ugly head… this “educated idiot” is like a Birthday Cake – filled with cow shit – to King Barry Hussein and his court jesters. If only there was an opposition party in Mordor to make Sauron eat it…

Courtesy of David Steinberg at The PJ Tattler:

“As Gruber sits listening, the committee chair reads a comment from a Vermonter who expresses concern that the economist’s plan might lead to “ballooning costs, increased taxes and bureaucratic outrages,” among other things.”

“After hearing the Vermonter’s worries, Gruber responds, “Was this written by my adolescent children by any chance?”

“The remark was met with uproarious laughter.”
- P.J. Tattler

Read the rest HERE.

2018 Investment Advice: Rope and Streetlight futures are looking rock solid to our unqualified investment gurus.

Update VI: Nothing Outlasts the Energizer… it Just Keeps Going and Going and Going and Going and Going…

Not content labeling the useful idiots and starry-eyed simpletons the Jugg-eared-pied piper danced around like street-rats “stupid,” Gruber dug the hole deeper. While on his national “SPIKE-THE-FOOTBALL” (TM) tour, Jonathan-shit-eater took a few moments to boast about how D.C. duped all those ignorant union goons:

Courtesy of Jake Tapper at CNN. (Yes, you read that correctly…)

“Economists have called for 40 years to get rid of the regressive, inefficient and expensive tax subsidy provided for employer provider health insurance, the subsidy is “terrible policy.”

“It turns out politically it’s really hard to get rid of,” and the only way we could get rid of it was first by mislabeling it, calling it a tax on insurance plans rather than a tax on people when we all know it’s a tax on people who hold those insurance plans.”

“What that means is the tax that starts out hitting only 8% of the insurance plans essentially amounts over the next 20 years essentially getting rid of the exclusion for employer sponsored plans. This was the only political way we were ever going to take on one of the worst public policies in America.”

“Unions and employers who object in 2018, at that point if they want to get rid of it they’re going to have to fill a trillion dollar hole in the deficit…It’s on the books now. They are stuck with it.”
- Jonathan “Guillotine” Gruber

Read the entire disheveled mess HERE.

Well, this illustrates what your government – and it’s middle-management – thinks of all you plebs. To their ilk, you’re all nothing more than a cluster of ham-fisted, sputtering troglodytes, incapable of any complex decision-making or higher reasoning. They, being the enlightening children-of-sol, are better suited to running your lives – enacting “bold, brave new plans” for you to toil under - while exempting themselves and their direct minions from these same edicts. And the whole while they plot, misdirect and fabricate lies about their intentions – because you, dear folks, are too fucking STUPID to know what’s best for you and yours.

Now constant readers, we will ask you the eighteen-trillion dollar question:

How is it that… with a minimal amount of searching, a few bloggers have turned up a slew of these videos? This Gruber numbskull was swaggering around the empire like a drunken braggart telling anybody willing to listen how intolerably insipid the American people are. Yet, “the gatekeepers of knowledge” in “The Media” managed to missed this idiocy? Or for that matter, how have the DemonRats alleged “opponents” – the RePubicans – been unable to locate what lone actors, with no budget and limited time, have discovered laying out in the open? These revelations are massively destructive to the moonbats electorally – as Glenn Reynolds has noted:

“What would this midterm have looked like had these videos came out BEFORE the election?”
- Glenn Reynolds

Why… it’s almost as though the entire two-party system is a giant Goddamned con-game, made for fools and well-intentioned suckers… a WWF-grade stage show. Pass the fucking Brawndo, and let’s go watch “Ow! My Balls!!” together. Your politicians are either so galacticly incompetent as to be unworthy of anything more politically potent than “City-Toilet-Washer” – or they are playing you for RUBES.

We know where the smart money is on that one. Do you?

Update VII: A Stage Show for Retards

Bill Quick over at Daily Pundit helps spell it out:

“Of course. These people are nothing more than DNC hacks with bylines. Their job isn’t reporting the news. It’s covering it up.”
- Bill Quick

Read the entire article HERE.

Yup. Pretty much.

Update VIII: President Drone-Kill – “Jonathan Who?”

The game continues… courtesy of Tyler Durden at Zero Hedge:

Well it’s pretty much official – the politicians wholly, truly and completely believe the peasants are brain-dead. (Hell… they may be right… after all… look at what they’ve done… and we’ve yet to lynch a single deserving one of them…). Having failed at denial, excusing, and manufactured outrage, our gentry caste has now descended into the realm of surreal, bald-faced-lies:

“Jonathan Gruber was just some adviser who never worked on our staff and expressed an opinion that I completely disagree with”
- 2014: President Obama on Jon Gruber

As is so often the case… Senator Jugg-Ears does not see eye-to-eye with El-Presidente Jugg-Ears:

“You have already drawn some of the brightest minds from academia and policy circles, many of them I have stolen ideas from liberally, people ranging from Robert Gordon to Austan Goolsbee; Jon Gruber; my dear friend, Jim Wallis here, who can inform what are sometimes dry policy debates with a prophetic voice.”
- 2006: Senator Obama On Jon Gruber

Click HERE to read more about this laughable tragic farce.

Oh watch “the narrative” evolve… with the noteworthy and full-throat support of the “media:”

- Video 1:
“He spoke off-the-cuff and didn’t mean what he said.”

- Video 2:
“He was clearly taken out of context.”

- Video 3:
“Just a right-wing controversy pay no mind.”

- Video 4:
“Jonathan Who??!”

- Video 5:
“This man is a nobody, just some wonk talking!”

- Video 6:
“We are very outraged that this man we don’t know said these things!”

COMING SOON: To Select Theaters Near You This Winter:

- Video 7:
“We felt betrayed and are shocked that this man who we thought we knew so well said these things.”

It’s all giant mountain of delicious bullshit – lovingly crafted to protect the party faithful from reality. The Kool-aid crowd will willingly swallow any falsehoods – against all reason – and switch-off the part of their brain responsible for critical thinking. Reflex takes over from that second onwards.

From this point, there will be only three groups left defending the ACA:

The willingly obtuse, groups of useful ignoramuses and the “Ends Justifies the Means” crowd. All are worthy of any and every tragedy that befalls them as this nation falls apart. “TWANLOC” writ-large. If there is any justice at all, they will one day swing along-side their masters from overpasses around the nation.

The only guilt their would-be executioners might feel is “enjoying the spectacle too much.”

Update IX: Gruber – “Obama personally asked me to help disguise unhelpful Obamacare facts!”

Well, it looks like the Guy Benson over at the shit-heap Hot Air managed to do something besides lick Neo-Con/RINO taint:

So then, you know that chap who King Barry Hussein “didn’t know” that “misspoke?” Yeah… that Jon Gruber fellow? Seems he had a few things to say… (and somewhere… the White House Chief of Staff awoke – shrieking in horror):

“The problem is it’s a political nightmare, and people say ‘no, you can’t tax my benefits’…so what we did a lot in that room was think a lot about well how could we make this work? … And [Obama] is really a realistic guy. He was like, ‘look, I can’t just do this.’ He said ‘it’s just not going to happen politically. The bill will not pass. How do we manage to get there through phase-ins and other things?’ And we talked about it. He was just very interested in that topic.”
- Jonathan “Crow Cage” Gruber

But why trust McGruber… or his video… or your lying eyes and ears… when The New York Times, the alleged “Paper of Record” can say so much more

“Along with these credentials, Mr. Gruber’s position as an adviser to the influential Congressional Budget Office also left him perfectly positioned to advise the White House on health reform. “The most important arbiter of everything was the C.B.O.,” said Neera Tanden, who was a senior adviser for health reform at the Department of Health and Human Services. The C.B.O.’s assessment of a bill’s efficacy and costs strongly influences political debate, but the office does not publicly reveal how it calculates those numbers. “We knew the numbers he gave us would be close to where the C.B.O. was likely to come out,” Ms. Tanden said. She was right. After Mr. Gruber helped the administration put together the basic principles of the proposal, the White House lent him to Capitol Hill to help Congressional staff members draft the specifics of the legislation.”
- The New York Times

Read the rest HERE.

"If you like your health insurance, you can keep it!!"
“If you like your health insurance, you can keep it!!”
"If you like your health insurance, you can keep it!!"
“This plan will reduce the costs of health care!”
"If you like your health insurance, you can keep it!!"
“The ACA is Budget neutral!”

This whole debacle is now “a mockery-of-a-farce-of-two-shams!” (To quote a famous Hollywood pederast). Watching the White-House press secretary is the equivalent of an interview presided over by Baghdad Bob.

This is your alleged representative government in action. Sleep well.

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Electoral Prisms and the Case for Secession

The fascinating thing about this election is how it’s been “co-opted” by every interested party of any political stripe – and how it’s being spun as “public reaction” to whatever personal bug-a-boo said entity maintains. In our view, such crowing is the work of pretentious assholes. (Naturally constant readers, since we are Alpha-Pretentious-Assholes, you can expect our own bloviation on the matter.)

Let’s examine the playing field:

The Huffington Post claims this “Battle of the Little Big Horn reenactment” is due to the moonbats abandoning Ear-Leader on the field of battle. In contrast, Red State would have us believe it’s because the moonbats stuck WITH Juggears like Reno to Custer.

Zero Hedge wants us to know everybody is impoverished and pissed-off at the farcical economy – while CNBC thinks the robust markets and lack of a $15.00 minimum wage somehow contributed to the Dem’s downfall.

Drudge headlines paint a narrative of folks keening for the benevolent rule of Rockefeller RePubicans – ’cause God Bless the FUSA! On the other end of the spectrum, the KOS Kiddies announce the drubbing is because ye-old DemonRats didn’t go full-on-freaking-commie – now that’s “The-Thirst-Mutilator!”

Soda-ban-man Bloomberg wants in on the game – he thinks it’s all the fault of Jesus-freaks and their guns – and only more government meddling in our bathroom can fix everything. Crazy-eyes Bachmann says it’s because “God hates faggots…” …or something. (We’re still not quite sure on that one… she’s a bit incomprehensible at times…)

Don’t forget us anarchists. The more bat-shit-sovereign-citizens in our midst think this entire thing is a reaction to invasive government eating out our sustenance and civil rights (Full Disclosure – That’s us). The black-block crew… who somehow managed to reconcile “libertarianism-and-extreme-socialism,” (impressive mental gymnastics that), want you all to know that the “Wave of 14” is due to not enough free government healthcare and legal-pot!

Everyone, (us included), is pushing this event through their own little prism, trying to craft a narrative around what was, (in our opinion), most likely an orgasm of anger at an arrogant, amok government that’s fucking up everything it touches. Rage is the only constant in the Dis-United States – regardless of which gaggle of nimrods steer the good ship Titanic into an iceberg. Near everybody intrinsically knows SOMETHING is wrong and that the state is failing. The evidence surrounds us – every federal institution is coming apart at at the seams – due to malfeasance, arrogance, incompetence or combinations of the three. It’s all become too conflicted, too top-heavy, too unwieldy to work anymore.

(In that vein… perhaps EVERYBODY is right… and our only folly is attempting to highlight a single point of failure in a shattered vase.)

Meanwhile, the great wheel rolls along… crushing in it’s path all it was allegedly designed to safeguard. Gone are the lofty ideals or noble intentions held by the inventors – the machine now only exists to sustain itself, and it will burn through every last crumb of the people’s liberty and treasure before it comes to a sputtering crash.

No one can agree on a plan of action or who should carry it out – and the only near universal truth at this point – the one thing that pluralities of Americans can align with – is that we hate the bastards running the country – and the sons-of-bitches who vote for’em. Which side? Doesn’t matter.

U.S. citizens are no longer united by beliefs, goals or principles. We have never, in all our lives, seen such a compelling argument for the dissolution of this nation. After all – What does the average person in Boise, Idaho have in common with someone dwelling in New York City, New York? Why should either have to sacrifice their beliefs when they are so alien? The BEST possible outcome is both sets of citizens “experience” Solomon’s compromise – each a victim, subject to having their beliefs trampled upon in an agonizing attempt to make everybody “suffer co-equally.” This is ostensibly the “ideal” scenario – as in the worst case, one set of people are wholly smothered by the other group.

What suckers we are, that we accept shared malaise as the preferred state.

Perchance it’s time to stop pissing on one population’s civil rights to placate another… and maybe we need to cease demanding folks be “satisfied” with a dead, split baby. Perhaps… it’s time to entertain the notion of going our own way peaceably. The current trajectory leads to Civil War or a Hard Tyranny – a near inevitability when a populous has become as Balkanized as ours.

But who are we kidding… the statists – of all stripes, affiliations and denominations – will never deign to that. As C.S. Lewis famously said… “They will torment us without end… for they do so with the approval of their own conscience…”

The self-crowned-nobility of the FUSA would never “peaceably” tolerate anyone crawling out from under their yoke.

So be it.

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Election Editorial: Fuck the Stupid Elections

Have a seat casual followers, and let us here at Deth H.Q. rant a bit…

It’s idiot season again… where the stupid people and the evil people work to convince the sheeple of America their sports-team is uniquely qualified to fuck this nation just a smidgen more than it was prior. Oh how we are a twitter with anticipation!

We’ll be bold – and cut right to the heart of this black morass:

Elections in the United State of America hold zero significance anymore. It’s a fucking disgraceful donkey-show – fashioned for rubes and simpletons who swallowed the kool-aid peddled in our deplorable schools. Truth be told, there is not one meaningful-goddamned-plug-nickel’s worth of difference between the gentry-caste RePubicans and their “frenemies” the DemonRats.

The Corporatists in the NeoCon wing lounge back and enable the Marxist Moonbats as they march us all off a cliff and into oblivion. One snake, two heads… the true purpose of the Republican party, (from our way of seeing things), is to serve as a “pressure-valve.” They stall, bloviate, do nothing of merit, and “hold the field” until it’s time for the Prog-nazi’s to push the progressive football father up liberty-loving American’s asses. When public outrage grows close to violence, the “Stupid party” is allowed to take the field and fumble the ball for a few years.

It’s a despicable false paradigm, and it’s transparent as all hell – to anyone not infatuated with bullshit notions and fairy-tails that is. To those folks… well… our only message is this:

Stay the FUCK out of our way when it comes time to fix this rolling disaster. After all… we suspect that when Joe-Six-Pack finally figures out who’s been shitting all over every decent thing in this nation, he’s going to be pretty Goddamned indiscriminate in who he dangles from overpasses – and we patriots won’t be in the mood to help sort the wheat from the chaff.

Welcome to our miserable status-quo. No silly little marks on a stupid piece of paper are going to rectify Jack or Shit. You want to fix what ails this country? Really? You want the panacea to our malaise constant readers? Are you sure about that? So be it… proceed further with fair warning…

To repair America… a hell of a lot of folks are going to have to die. We’ve gone far beyond anything “civil” mattering anymore. Unless of course, by “civil” you mean, “civil war.” Then… well, we’ll begrudgingly concede that maybe, just maybe… there is a snowball’s chance in Satan’s play-pen of something positive working it’s way outta the inevitable slaughter and bedlam. But no promises – revolt is always a desperate crap-shoot. The problem is, we sat and picked our ass until violence was the only credible chance at restoring the republic we once enjoyed.

At this juncture, elections are playgrounds for fools and the charlatans who dance them around like marionettes. Any rational person intent on actual, MEANINGFUL fucking “change” had best be laying in provisions and preparations for a long, nasty and bloody revolutionary war. The sub-humans infesting every strata of our political state won’t be whisked away without a fight. They OWN the system – and that includes the electoral process. One must be a special sort of stupid to be invested in the foggy notion we can plead with an amok, illegitimate, and corrupt government to “fix itself” – using an instrumentality it owns from start to finish.

Until the fuckers who’ve destroyed American liberty - and replaced it with tyranny - pay a quota in blood, (and that includes “US,” the patriots), fuck-all changes. (Don’t duck our accountability – we sat idle when we should have been killing these sons-of-bitches in their beds YEARS ago – so we too bear responsibility for the pathetic state of the U.S.A. Make no mistake – we will need to pay our toll to Charon – as our hands are no less dirty – soiled by our own pathetic inaction).

So fuck this kabuki-theater, and fuck the outcome. Anything important in this country will be decided by the corrupt courts, imperial decree, or the regulatory state. Welcome to tyranny, you Goddamned Serfs.

What do you intend to do about it?

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Ebola You Say?? Impossible! The CDC said We were Safe Forever!

So it’s probably about time…

We’ve had one or twenty discussions here at Deth H.Q. with regards to the current outbreak of Ebola. Now, as you can tell from the posting of late, we’ve been a mighty busy, the lions-share of our absenteeism being family life and battening down the hatches for winter.

In the interest of saving time, we will get about this business in a Q&A style format…


Q: Is Ebola going to go “Pandemic” and kill everybody?

A: Short answer: We doubt it, and would not wager a plug nickle on that outcome.

Long answer: Ebola’s method of transmission is not the greatest as far as diseases go. Close range aerosol, various bodily “drippings,” contaminated surfaces and sexual contact seem to the primary vectors. Which certainly makes it worse than the CDC and other “reasonable authority figures” are saying, but probably not as bad as the Spanish Flu – which did in about a quarter of humanity.


Q: The Government is fucking everything up!!! Why!?!

A: We have three options for this, none good. We do however need to remind our readers of the following:

Since a quarter of the people in this nation happily vote for this shit, going along with it like a herd of gibbering, clapping, retard harp-seals, and the rest of the nation refuses to start lynching the bastards responsible, we are getting exactly the sort of governance we deserve. Our action and our inaction condones everything that’s happening right now. To be blunt, we have it coming.

We tolerated drool-cup-wearing nimrods in our government, and since we didn’t kill them, their stupidity and petty disdain for our well-being will now slay a number of us. Remember that fact if you’re one of “the lucky ones” who gets to watch their child wither like a rotten fruit over the next several months.

Ok then… now we can kick the soap-box aside and answer your question.

- Option 1: The federal government is by-and-large a make-work program for the terminally unemployable. Their middle-management is composed of these same blithering idiots – the ones who floated to the top of the toilet bowl like lumps of shit. To expect the fat cunt at the DMV to solve a problem of this magnitude is ridiculous on it’s face. Failure is the ONLY outcome when dealing with the group-home rejects that infest every strata of our Federal Government.

- Option 2: This sure is a nice big fat crisis! Why would you want to let that go to waist? Don’t worry, the government can now suddenly make everything better! It will swoop in with their host of…


…and rescue us all from the evil Ebola!!!! It will only cost us serfs some more of our freedoms and treasure! Just imagine the new legion of federally, (and extra-constitutionally!) empowered minions that can be hired on the public dime – to lord over us like insufferable little nannies! Thousands of pages of new regulations, fees and taxes, oh my! (It’s like the horrible love-child of Raum Emanuel and Valerie Jarrett). And boy… this “crisis” sure is keeping the news cycle off the COLLAPSING ECONOMY and FAILING STOCK MARKET right before an ELECTION!

- Option 3: (Quick’s First Law – Never assume malfeasance and stupidity are mutually exclusive.) Why cherry-pick? Our government is malicious AND incompetent beyond belief. After all… what’s better than opportunistic jackals or nattering shitheads wrecking everything they handle? A COMBO PACK! Why focus when you can multitask… these talented idiot savants can simultaneously chew gum AND jump rope all the way to oblivion.


Q: If Ebola is not the “big concern” what is?

A: The true danger is panic. If the big burly men, intelligent women and skilled technicians that keep our society running start saying “FUCK THIS SHIT, WE’RE OUT!” we will have a problem on our hands orders of magnitudes worse than Ebola.

A collapsing infrastructure, caused by the middle class workers bugging out, will do more damage, kill more people, and upend the tattered remains of our economy faster than Ebola going “full Black Death.” Everything is logistics. That’s what truly matters. The freight haulers stop delivering? Your grocery store is empty. The engineers stay home? Hope you don’t need to shit, eat, or turn the lights on. Suppose the front-line health care workers decide they’ve been tossed under the bus too often… well… your kid’s “small infection” has just became a death sentence – and ol’Granny is fucked when she strokes out this time.

We’ll also beat the dead horse – again – and mention that our malicious, child-like federal (feral?) government will have it’s eyes ALL OVER this catastrophe – as an opportunity to deflect blame from everything they’ve spoiled in the last century… and an excuse to Hoover-up more of our precious civil liberties.


Q: Why is King Barry Hussein Obama sending our troops to Africa?

A: President Drone-Kill has never liked the armed forces. When you look at his ideology and his upbringing, hes was raised to, and always considered them to be, the face or American imperialism abroad. He does not like to use them directly, he does not care for the generals, he loathes the enlisted men who vote against him en-mass, and he’s just petty enough to enjoy getting his jabs at them whenever he can. In turn, the military hates him back, especially the actual troops, most of whom come from the bitter, gun-clinging, God-fearing families Juggears loathes the most.

One feeds the other in a grand loop. A west point graduation class sleeps during Oboala’s speech, President Peace-Prize salutes with a starbucks. Tit for tat.

Also, the naked emperor really wants to be loved abroad. He’s an extraordinarily narcissistic man. (Not an uncommon trait for those who aspire to the Oval Office). He wants a “legacy” for his presidential library. Why… he could… be… the man who saved Africa! And hey, President DowngrAAAde can get in a jab at all those impudent little bastards who refused to clap for his speech at Annapolis! It’s a two-fer!

Pretend your entire government is run by very petty, vain, mildly brain-damaged fifth grade girls. (This is not a sexist comment saying that fifth-grade girls are “dumb” – it’s a sexist comment saying that there is nothing more spiteful and mean-spirited than fifth-grade girls). Using that prism, suddenly everything happening makes so much more sense.


Q: What should we as a individuals/families be doing about Ebola?

A: Well, this titanic drama – and we can say with certitude that it’s a stage show, milked and ramped for maximum impact – is largely out of our control. (Incidentally, it’s also out of the producers control, they either don’t realize it, or flat out don’t give a shit).

Presented below are the meanderings and brain-drippings, birthed from our collective pow-wow:

1: Quarantine the exposed in their homes until proven clean.
2: Be aware of your surroundings, avoid unnecessary travel till this blows over.
3: Be ready to shelter in place – have food and water on hand for three to six months.
4: Have the cash on hand to cover three to six months of bills.
5: Alternate communication methods should phone/internet/cell suffer disruption.
6: Acquire a means of reliable self defense for you and your family.
7: As Ol’Remus suggests – avoid crowds.
8: Have several open emergency lines of credit, or alternate forms of currency/barter.
9: Be careful who you trust for news. All parties have an agenda. Ebola is a perfect vehicle.
10: Do NOT assume that the engineers, truckers, doctors, instructors, plumbers, IT professionals and other workers who keep our infrastructure running are going to show up to work if a panic starts.


Incidentally, right now is NOT the time you should be preparing and scrambling to get this shit done. Some of these things are simply not possible at the spur of the moment. Who among us can run to the bank, withdraw twenty large, or load up on 360,000 calories of food, (times “X” family members)? Not many we’d wager.

Fortunately, many of our followers heeded the pans we’ve clanged for six years running, and already have much – if not more – of this already in place. For those folks? Now’s a good time to top off – just in case. Nobody rational is in full-bore panic mode, making Aldi, Dollar General and Walmart a good deal more hospitable right now.

As always, when managing your larder, no fancy-schmancy freeze-dried shit, or prepackaged “Survival Food.” It’s expensive and generally tastes like unwashed badger-ass. (Ahem… Not that we’d know from personal experience… but we’ve heard… stories…) You stock what you eat normally. Just more of it. If this shit all blows over without a problem, you saved money on a commodity your family will use. (Through bulk buying and purchasing a necessary product in advance of our always inflating currency).

If this goes pear-shaped, well, it’s easier to cope with a crisis when you have food, water, and cash reserves to call on. If this is nothing more than the latest media-hype fest, you’re out nothing.

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Deth Guild Game Reviews Section Announced

We are pleased to announce the beginnings of the official Deth Guild Game Review Section. For more information on the page, our reviewers and the criteria we judge on, please head here. More content will be coming once we finish settling the place to the liking of our new Chief Review Editor – Arenaceusmaga.

Click HERE for more information.

“Because we too can be pretentious assholes without being the express property of Capcom…”
- SonOfSD

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It’s Been a While!

Let’s see if we can remember how to do this.

One of our favorites, Mike Hendrix, who’s set up shop at Cold Fury, noticed the “Great RePubican Tsunami” that everybody was nattering about seems to have died off faster than an erection in the face of Barbra Boxer’s uncovered tits.

Sorry for that unrequested visual aid, but the point had to be made:

NRSC: “After months of predicting GOP victory, the Washington Post’s statistical model now shows a 51 percent chance that the Democrats hang on. Why?”

Mike Hendrix: “Umm, no, that’s not it at all, guys. You only wish the answer was that easy. But you be sure to keep right on pimping those “moderate” enablers, partnering with rolling over for your friends the Democrat Socialists, lying about your nonexistent “principles,” working hard for illegal-alien amnesty, and giving Constitutional conservatives the back of your hand anyway, ‘kay? Because the sooner you’re crammed into the dustbin of history for good, the better for the former Republic and its prospects for restoration, slim though they are. MITT 2016, y’all!”
- Mike Hendrix

Read the whole story HERE.

Well well now. They truly don’t get the problem, and that’s side-splitting. The silly little Neo-Cons spent all their campaign money and the totality of their energy stomping out their base, in what one could only call the most hilarious self-initiated ass-kicking this side of a Chuck Palahniuk novel. Having done that, these sorcerers of strategy, these brain-trusts of political wizardry, can’t seem to fathom why they are suddenly penniless, short on campaign staff, and struggling in every race that was supposed to be a “clinch.” It mystifies them, and now, they crawl on their hands and knees, pleading to the same folks they spent a year annihilating.

That sports fans, is some hip-slapping jocularity right there. Maybe not precisely ironic, but absolutely delicious in a way only Germans can properly appreciate. In fact, they even have a term for it.

“Schadenfreude – Happiness derived from the suffering or misfortune of others.”

You really do have to hand it to the Germans sometimes. They make up the neatest shit.

Tell all these serpents, of either animal-affiliation, who slither by demanding your coins, to kindly go piss all over the nearest electric fence. After all, they can go suck some billionaire’s dick for money. Might as well drop the mask, since those chowder-heads are the only bastards who actually get any representation in this miserable failure of a republic.

Everything beyond the fellatio for the well-heeled is a dainty bit of theater to pacify freeloaders or distract the stupid.

And Lordy, do we have a bulldozer full of both these days.

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Question of the Day: How Fucking Stupid IS Europe

Don’t worry, it’s rhetorical.

Today’s gemstone is brought to you by Tyler Durden at Zero Hedge:

Bank Of America Has A Message For Its European Depositors: “We May Charge You”

“Because Mario Draghi wasn’t joking about that whole NIRP thing. And yes, negative deposit rates mean just that.”
- Tyler Durden

You really need to see the picture for this one:

BofA Europe deposits

Read the entire article HERE for a preview of what’s coming stateside.

Allow us, the ever generous and well intentioned souls of DETH H.Q. to translate these four paragraphs for the i-Junk generation:

Dear bank depositor enslaved serf in Europe:

Because the simpering gaggle of pants-on-head-retards you chose to represent rule over you are, in fact, “retards,” you can now cope with what we in Goldman Sachs-ville refer to as “A Negative Interest Rate Policy.”

To convert the above statement into terms readily comprehensible to the Candy-Crush crowd, (since clarification is obviously necessary given the long chain of stupidity you consensually elected), we will be taking money from your bank account weekly for the privilege of letting us invest it.

Yes, you understood that correctly. You will now be paying us, to take your money and profit from the investment.

Now… don’t do anything pointless… such stampeding to the bank teller, (like a pack of spooked cattle), and demanding your laughingly pathetic life savings. Since, in the ever-so-likely event of a bank run, you absolutely won’t get it.

“Why!???” you screech? Because, plainly stated, we don’t have it. We lost it betting on Greece, Spain and AAA rated trash housing loans. We paid ourselves bonuses with it. We also bought politicians and regulatory commissioners with your money – and boy did that pay off! (Whew!) So no, you can’t have it back. We’re not good for it anymore, and we positively could not reimburse even 10% of the sheeple fleeing while the entire edifice burns to the ground.

You fucked up – you trusted us.

Anyhow… as we were saying… everything is peachy… would you like a complimentary Spider-Man beach towel? You can go lie on the sand and relax – while we are hard at work destroying what piddling wealth was spared the rampant inflation your central governments have been eagerly promoting for the last century.

Thanks – Sincerely,

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Hilarious News of the Day, Brought to You By the Letter “E!”

First, the punchline:

Ebola Evacuations to US Greater than Previously Known…

The stunningly intelligent and omnipresent authority figures we’ve nominally electedunder the deluded fantasy they in any way represent our best interest – have been hauling “a few” more plagued folks they they’ve admitted to. Oh, and by “a few” they actually mean “scores.”

Frankly, We’re cheering on team Ebola at this point. We, as a nation, fucking deserve it – look at who we-the-stupid put in charge of us: Republocrats, Libservatives, Commies, Neo-cons – nimrod statists all. These worthless piles of sub-human detritus aren’t worth the match and gasoline it’d take to burn their freshly hung corpses. (In our opinion).

At least Ebola is “refreshingly honest” about what it is… and what it’s intentions are…

“Hi, I am a horrible disease, and I kill 63.7% of the folks that get me. Nice to meet you!”
- Ebola

We here at DETH H.Q. would select the modern day black death six days a week and twice on Sunday over the drool-cup clad leper colony that is the government of this collapsing, bankrupt, farcical mockery of third-rate banana republic.

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Bill Quick – The 2014 Election Scam

Bill Quick over at Daily Pundit reminds us all of how pointless the elections in this country are:

“Even in a GOP landslide, we are looking at a Boehner/McConnell-brokered deal with Obama and the Democrats to impose scamnesty on America, for the benefit of the various special interests that finance both parties and hold the real power in our nation today. And that will be accompanied by similar sub-rosa agreements to leave Obamacare in place so that it can serve as an election issue two years hence – for both sides.”
- Bill Quick

Do read the entire piece here – the closer is a real kick in the balls. As it should be.

This whole country is going down in a flaming Goddamned wreck. We wish we could say we were surprised, or that we couldn’t see it coming… but that of course would be a lie.

It’s patently obvious to anyone willing to see how thoroughly fucked this entire enterprise is. Our only request is that the hangings are televised when it comes time to pay the butcher’s tab.

So many necks in need of a good stretching – so little good television… hey… everybody can profit from this… Hrmmmm…. we wonder… what would the Nielsen Ratings be on the entire House of Representative/Senate getting strung up? So many fascinating hypotheticals to ponder…

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