So Frankenfeinstein…. Feeling Froggy Today?

A hat tip to the fine patriots at Daily Pundit, Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, Cold Fury, and the Sipsey Street Irregulars where we first noticed the bleating of that insufferable old goat, Diane Feinstien.

So then, constant readers, I suppose you’re all curious what’s in this provocation of civil war masquerading as a congressional bill, yes? Let’s pick apart the nuts and bolts, directly from the Bitch’s mouth HERE.

The bill bans the sale, transfer, importation, or manufacturing of:
- 120 specifically-named firearms.
- All semiautomatic rifles and handguns with a fixed magazine that can accept more than 10 rounds.
- All semiautomatic rifles, handguns, shotguns that can accept a detachable magazine and have “military characteristics.”

Reinstatement of the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban and adds:
- Moving from a 2-characteristic test to a 1-characteristic test.
- Eliminating the easy-to-remove bayonet mounts and flash suppressors from the characteristics test.
- Banning firearms with “thumbhole stocks” and “bullet buttons.”

Bans all ammunition feeding devices capable of accepting more than 10 rounds.
- Grandfathering weapons legally possessed on the date of enactment – with strings – see below.
- Exempting 900 specifically-named weapons.
- Exempting antique, manually-operated, and permanently disabled weapons.

Requires that grandfathered weapons be registered under the National Firearms Act, to include:
- Background check of owner and any transferee.
- Type and serial number of the firearm.
- $200.00 Non refundable fee PER firearm to register.
- Positive identification, including photograph and fingerprint.
- Dedicated funding for ATF to implement registration.
- Firearms can no longer be privately gifted to another individual.
- Gun-shows will be made illegal.
- Fire-arms must be transferred through a government intermediary to another licensed individual.
- Notarized certification from local law enforcement of identity and that possession would not violate State or local law.

Please also note, that the BATF is not “compelled” to issue the license mentioned. They can refuse to issue the “permit” for any reason, and there is shit all a citizen can do about it. Additionally, notice that “the certification” of local law enforcement clause is not compulsory. If a police or sheriff’s department decides not to cooperate, a gun owner is up shit creek with no paddle. Finally, getting shit notarized is a gigantic pain in the ass – and costs money. The law creates cost barriers to entry at every hurdle, and gives the apparatchiks multiple chances to weed out a gun-owner’s application with absolutely no legal recourse.

Do we even need to mention that, if you are refused, become lost the labyrinth of bureaucratic paperwork, or can’t pay out the ass for each weapon, your private property is TAKEN from you with no due-process? Welcome to America suckers.

The above law, in our opinion, goes far beyond simply stomping a hole on the chest of the second amendment. The sheer number of abuses detailed in this chunk of legislative diarrhea squirts liquid shit over the entirety of the bill of rights, sets it aflame, and then extinguishes the conflagration with piss. As we mentioned further up the page, this garbage is not so much “legislation” as a unilateral declaration of civil war by the federal government.

Pass it fuckers. We dare you.

Closing Comments: Fellow patriots – If your magazines are not loaded, they should be. Our betters in Washington D.C. would do very well to remember what REALLY kicked off the Revolutionary War – the King and his men attempted to seize the founders arms. We plead with the “gentry class” looking for a promotion to the station of “royalty” to ponder that. We beg… consider it well – even as they prep goons to die in a futile attempt at crushing the throat of liberty. Lastly, we hope our governance of prostitutes rests well knowing that a very large number of their “goons” might just not be completely on board with their plans.

Sleep lightly taskmasters.

Update I: The Rottweiler’s Know How to Handle Tyrants

“As far as her gun grab – Come get em – I’ll gladly hand them over – on two conditions – one I’m fucking dead …or two after the slides lock open chambers are empty and every last fucking round I have in my possession has exited the barrels in the direction of the fuckers stupid enough to actually try taking them.”
- LC CiSSnarl5.7 Chariot Builder

How could we possibly top that? We can’t. But his royal Rottenness, the Viking Emperor Rottweiler Misha I certainly can:

“You better pray to Satan, the god you worship, that people like His Imperial Majesty aren’t among those survivors trying to clean up the mess you made, because “trial by jury” and “humane punishment” will be just about the last thing on our minds as we wade through the rubble of the nation that you sought to destroy, surveying the damage and burying our dead. Oh no. You will be tortured to death, slowly, to the point where you will be begging for death’s sweet release and it will be denied, over and over again, for as long as medicine and human inventiveness can keep you alive.”
- Emperor Misha I

Simply amazing. Proving that his royal vileness can only be outdone by himself, he continues on, further down the page in the comments:

“I am Viking and therefore have easy access to corners of the mind that one oughtn’t seek out. So one doesn’t, unless one’s enemy sinks to such low levels of utter depravity in hopes of putting fright in one’s heart that one has to point out to said enemy that he doesn’t have the first clue what evil truly is and, should a lesson be necessary, it can and will be arranged with no hesitation whatsoever.”

“It is Doc Russia’s machine on steroids.”

“Every once in a while, the evil bastards among us need to be reminded that not only did they not write the book on evil, they didn’t even make it through the first chapter of it.”

“If they insist, and only if they insist because no right minded individual would want to do so except in the gravest of extremes, some of us might just be convinced to read aloud the rest of it to them.”
- Emperor Misha I

Bravo sirs.

Update II: Karl Denninger Adds a Cheerful Little Nugget

From his 2013 list of predictions:

“The gun-grabbers will fail. They’ll try; that much is a certainty. I think they lose, analytically. I hope they lose, and yes, I know hope is not a strategy. But they better lose, because if they don’t then Mother is almost-certain to speak. If anything like what that traitorous piece of crap Feinstein has proposed passes then the United States as a nation is finished; your number in the gas-filled shower is all you’re negotiating from that point forward; her proposal would permanently ban essentially all semi-automatic firearms and force national registration of everything. This is the one prediction you don’t want me to miss on; the rest are good for ridicule and poking at me as just another pundit with a list that went nowhere.”
- Karl Denninger, 2013 “Where we are headed.”

Better hope for their sake their plot against free men does fail Mr. Denninger.

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One Comment

  1. Posted December 29, 2012 at 11:37 AM | Permalink

    As for that moldering snail track, the idea of her sucking my hemorrhoids clean reviles me. I’m afraid of what I might catch from that.

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